Kevin

Mostly drives the long route to every destination so he can avoid more work. Favorite phrases are "not today", "programming", "well I have to stop at the shop", "I have to suck it off the panel". Goes to service calls and orders parts weeks or months later and then gives those parts to other techs, so they can start his job over from the beginning, to find out the parts are wrong.

Don't be a Kevin

by IvoryMike80 May 8, 2024

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Kevin

An absolute numpty. You'll commonly find him 1 inch (that's fully erect for him) deep in his mom, or you'll find him hunched over watching anime girls kiss eachother. Kevin is a very slow and dimwitted person, Kevin's are known for walking into windows. Kevin's are known for their immense sweating so it's advised to just stay away from them.

Girl: "what's wrong with that guy? He's been trying to fuck that lamp for a while now."

Other Girl: "yup, that's Kevin."

by Eugaphooey December 23, 2021

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Leo/Issac loves Kevin

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A big gypo who’s afraid of needles and wants to get Covid

Paul wouldn’t hold Kevin’s hand so Kevin didn’t get the vaccine

by GehshJdjfhsh November 24, 2021

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Kevin Sharts

Kevin Sharts is when Kevin Arts eats a little too much Taco bell, he attempts to go into the bathroom to stop the pain in his stomach, only to go on his phone and find out a booked match is happening, Kevin Sharts and the entre rest room stall turns Brown. Kevin like's children, and would loose in a 1 on 1 fist fight with Minion10121

KEVIN SHARTS SHART IS FLOODING THE ENTIRE CITY

by "The Fiend" Jay Wyatt September 5, 2021

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