French Montana

Those goddamn annoying Minecraft Villagers you hear on the radio.

Mackey: Why do I hear a Villager on the radio?

Minnie: It's probably that French Montana douche again!

by Raspberry Necessary 35 March 7, 2022

French pastry

A slang and vulgar term for a French person's genitalia, specifically a male's. It is often used to disguise homo sexual intentions

Person 1: Dude Justin ate so much French pastry last night
Person 2: Dude, that's gay but ok

by Senõr Vulgar October 15, 2019

Almost French

A movie that is dijointed in plot, contains various unrelated flashbacks, shots of empty fields and or buildings for no apparent reason and an unbrupt or otherwise unsatisfying ending. In other words all of the qualities that make French films, French films.

Guy one: Did you see that movie Tinker Tailor, Solider, spy?

Guy two: Yeah

Guy one: I was thiking of going to see it, how was it?

Guy two: It was almost French.

by Angus12 April 11, 2012

French Picnic

To give or receive oral sex in a beautiful outdoor setting.

My wife and I enjoyed a French Picnic on a empty Caribbean beach.

by shniggs September 14, 2015

french dyke

sybille foucart

Many Europeans wish they were a french dyke

by pootiluv45 July 7, 2019

Frenching

To speak French.

Nate was frenching with me last night.
Sylvester gave us a strange look as me and Nate frenched.

by Jeanathan-Lukas May 22, 2024

Isabelle French

faster than sonic and usain bolt
stronger than knuckles and goku
smarter than tails and a 5th grader COMBINED
and looks like max greenfield

Woah!!! who is that sexy thang running

That’s Isabelle French! She’s faster, smarter and stronger than everything!

by Elise Partlow October 4, 2023