Hot ass

Something that is ass but you need to emphasize how horrible it is

Yo nigga this song is “hot ass”

by BenShapiroEpic123 February 24, 2019

Hot Tubbed

Performing sexual acts in a hot tub

Jaye - Ya we did it in a hot tub!

Grady - Oh you hot tubbed? How was it?

by Grado Potato December 13, 2009

Hallmark hot

When a guy is hot but sort of basic, like a discount conventional hot guy. If you've watched Hallmark movies you know what it is.

Jeremy is Hallmark hot.

by scarletmay13 December 25, 2018

hot gondola

Occurs whilst having sex in the shower with your significant other and one of the participants breaks wind.

Becky laid a hot gondola on me last night in the shower. Worst part is we had broccoli for dinner.....

by Spanky mcspankface May 12, 2017

hot laura

When you're hitting it from behind, and she suddenly stands up in downward dog and smears vag juice on your upper lip... Like a Dirty Sanchez but from her perspective.

Everything was going great, and then she bucks up and hits me with a Hot Laura.

by Tick in my head May 24, 2016

Hot Connie

Scrubbing or brushing someone's butthole with your chin stubble.

Gene was tossing my salad last night, but then he suddenly gave me a Hot Connie. Having trouble pooping today.

by The Shart Truce November 21, 2016

Hot shovel

(Adj.) Describing a super duper ugly ass person. Basically saying someone struck them in the face with a "hot shovel"

"That chick is so nasty, she looks like she got hit in the face with a hot shovel"

by RazorSavage12 June 8, 2016