1. A person that loves to suck big penises with voluptuous lips.
2. A person who is just being a giant tool.
3. A prostitute or a two-bit whore
4. Anyone who loves the cock.
2. A person who is just being a giant tool.
3. A prostitute or a two-bit whore
4. Anyone who loves the cock.
1. Chris is such a dick-leech.
2. Look at that guy with a popped collar. What a dick-leech.
3. Let's go pick us up some dick-leeches.
4. Person #1: I hear she gives really good head. Person #2: That is probably because she is a dick-leech.
2. Look at that guy with a popped collar. What a dick-leech.
3. Let's go pick us up some dick-leeches.
4. Person #1: I hear she gives really good head. Person #2: That is probably because she is a dick-leech.
by CrippleMaster March 2, 2009
Get the Dick-Leech mug.The act of wrapping a fruit roll up around your dick before getting head as a cheap alternative to flavored condoms, then after the blow job, hold your penis wrapped in fruit roll-up against her cheek, leaving a tatoo from the Fruit roll up on her cheek.
Ex. Johnny:Dude, I fruit dicked the fuck outta Wendy the other day bro!
Abel:What was the image?
Johnny:Just Shaggy from scooby doo.
Abel: I really wanna try that dude.
Johnny: U should. Its a great experience.
Abel:What was the image?
Johnny:Just Shaggy from scooby doo.
Abel: I really wanna try that dude.
Johnny: U should. Its a great experience.
by jedigrandmaster15 February 12, 2015
Get the Fruit Dick mug.1. A man who prematurely ejaculates 10 out of 10 times.
2. A man who's dick is incapable of holding in his baby liquid.
2. A man who's dick is incapable of holding in his baby liquid.
Hey doctor, I've got a problem. I could get it up, I just can't hold it in. I'm a total liquid dick.
by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM April 24, 2009
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Get the Dick Skinners mug.1. The act of slanging dick; wiggling one's penis back and forth in a nonsexual manner. Used for entertainment purposes in cases of extreme boredom (not to confuse with masturbation)
2. a synonym for penis party, sausage fest, hanging out with a bunch of guys and no girls
2. a synonym for penis party, sausage fest, hanging out with a bunch of guys and no girls
1. We were bored so we whipped out our penises and started dick slanging until we found something else to do
2. There wasn't much to do today so I just dick slanged at my friend's house with a bunch of other dick slangers, dick slanging together to pass the time
2. There wasn't much to do today so I just dick slanged at my friend's house with a bunch of other dick slangers, dick slanging together to pass the time
by KingofDickslanging August 14, 2010
Get the dick slang mug.The act of gaining an erection while watching a Chuck Norris film. A rigid formation in the trousers while viewing Braddock: Missing in Action III. The aroma associated with Norris dick; i.e. the pong of Norris’ disgusting odor from his balloon knot. The act of gaining Norris dick, whereas a mans stab becomes erect due to a gathering of Chuck Norris memorabilia, including, but not limited to, autographed footballs and signed spleens.
As Samuels’s stomach hemorrhaged profusely, he garnered Norris dick during the viewing of Lone Wolf McQuade.
Butter and cognac are beneficial to any young man in the throws of Norris dick.
Butter and cognac are beneficial to any young man in the throws of Norris dick.
by Dennis Cognac December 9, 2008
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