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A state of personality where one is paradoxically considered an asshole, but is still considered endearing and likable.
"It's great to be an asshole, but you don't want to be a total asshole. There's a balance that must be struck. Assholes who are total assholes suffer too much backlash for their nature and are generally considered insufferable by all. Thus, you must learn to follow proper asshole decorum and fall under the Goldilocks Zone of Acceptable Asshold'em. You have accomplished this when people say things about you like 'he's funny, but he's an asshole', or 'I like Dave, but he's kind of an asshole.' That's the Goldilocks zone. You want people to compliment you, or express fondness for you, but then immediately feel the need to point out that you're an asshole."
-- TJ "The Amazing Atheist" Kirk, "10 Rules Of Asshole Decorum"
-- TJ "The Amazing Atheist" Kirk, "10 Rules Of Asshole Decorum"
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Get the Let me at em mug.When a public figure is recorded saying things unsuitable, immoral or hypocritical they are expected to take a stand and/or apologise and/or step down.
When a private figure is, nobody really cares. Except maybe the person addressed.
When a private figure is, nobody really cares. Except maybe the person addressed.
Advisor: "Mr President, its time for an address'em!"
"Dear Taiwanese people, yes, its true. I did have sexual relations with that woman. And i apologise to my wife Mallory Rodman and to our children. I don't see why i should step down though coz im doing a pretty neat job."
"So so embarrassed about what i messaged you last night. To put my own good above everbody else's was so out of order. Please accept my apology."
"Dear Taiwanese people, yes, its true. I did have sexual relations with that woman. And i apologise to my wife Mallory Rodman and to our children. I don't see why i should step down though coz im doing a pretty neat job."
"So so embarrassed about what i messaged you last night. To put my own good above everbody else's was so out of order. Please accept my apology."
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Your words are so mean they mite kill them self
Your words are so mean they mite kill them self
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