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Oh com'on mate
A phrase. Used in reaction to someone or something disappointing/annoying you. Clearly expresses such emotions.
Oh com'on mate by mazmuz March 10, 2011
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Ok, there's at least one smart person on UB that's gonna click this...
Oh, ello! I'm lonely! Wanna waste about 2 minutes of your life listening to my memes?
*You forcibly reply with yes. You have been locked on this page.*
Good.
"You've found a Wild UrbanDictionary troll!"
"Like this definition to catch it!"
"You thought there would be a real definition, but it was me, AN URBANDICTIONARY TROLL!"
Ok I'm running out of meme fuel. Someone get me a refill?
Thanks for the meme fuel. Now, where was I? Oh, right.
"URBANDICTIONAWRYYYYY"
"I dare you to define a definition of a definition by a definition."
"You've activated my trap card!"
"Reverse!"
Ok I'm out of memes. I'm kinda done now.
ANYWAYS IF YOU LIKED IT LIKE THIS LIKE, LIKE THIS DEFINITION TO BREATHE AIR!
Yes, I needed to add likebait. NOW LIKE IT.
kbye
Oh also I need to add this last part to bypass their "should include the word being defined":
Trolls on UrbanDictionary.com
Mk, thanks for wasting your time!
Oh, ello! I'm lonely! Wanna waste about 2 minutes of your life listening to my memes?
*You forcibly reply with yes. You have been locked on this page.*
Good.
"You've found a Wild UrbanDictionary troll!"
"Like this definition to catch it!"
"You thought there would be a real definition, but it was me, AN URBANDICTIONARY TROLL!"
Ok I'm running out of meme fuel. Someone get me a refill?
Thanks for the meme fuel. Now, where was I? Oh, right.
"URBANDICTIONAWRYYYYY"
"I dare you to define a definition of a definition by a definition."
"You've activated my trap card!"
"Reverse!"
Ok I'm out of memes. I'm kinda done now.
ANYWAYS IF YOU LIKED IT LIKE THIS LIKE, LIKE THIS DEFINITION TO BREATHE AIR!
Yes, I needed to add likebait. NOW LIKE IT.
kbye
Oh also I need to add this last part to bypass their "should include the word being defined":
Trolls on UrbanDictionary.com
Mk, thanks for wasting your time!
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