Dirty Marko

When a guy reaches round and starts counting the genital warts before being entered

Oi Dirty Marko, it feels like it's ribbed.

Need two hands to count them all

by It's only banter November 20, 2020

dirty jacyntha

A dirty jacyntha is a person who seems innocent at first and acts very innocent but is kinkier than the devil himself. They are also very hot but acts shy whenever near their crushes.

“I met a dirty jacyntha yesterday. She’s scary”

by burnt popia November 8, 2020

dirty shalom

A dirty shalom is a person who will slap you then hug you afterwards. They will support you no matter what but disregard themselves.

“I need a dirty shalom right now”

by burnt popia November 8, 2020

Dirty Pumpkin

You carve out a pumpkin as you usually would, you can even carve a face in it if you want add some flavour. But instead of putting a candle in it you take a dump in it and instead of leaving it on your own porch you leave it on your sworn enemies porch.

I left a Dirty Pumpkin on my ex’s porch last night lol

by WaffleStomper5000 January 4, 2021

Dirty Ito

The act of having homosexual intercourse with a stranger while being dressed as a geisha and smacked with a kolbasa sausage on the head

Gordon gave Nicholas a dirty ito inside the pool last night

by GaribaldiTheConqueror February 1, 2021

Dirty kon

When you ejaculate into her eye and then cut her dads dick off and eat it with tea and biscuits

Jesus jack he’s pulled a dirty kon on her

by Jh32468 March 15, 2021

Dirty John

We dont speak of Dirty John, he comes up behind you when you're in a bush.

We dont speak about Dirty John

by UrbanKai April 15, 2021