clash heads

straight fucken garbage

Did u see that clash heads retired?

Yea finally, they were quite trash

by CoCIguess November 28, 2016

santa claus

Most likely a mythical modern retelling of a mystic group of hallucinogenic mushroom-eating Siberian shaman who wore red and white outfits, snuck in through the chimneys of villagers and distributed the sacred mushroom Amanita Muscaria. Other associations from the popular myth easily fall into place. The reindeer is the animal most associated with Amanita as it is a popular dish to them. Amanita tends to form a symbotic relationship with spruce or pine trees which are used for Christmas trees. It is also said that the Siberian shaman could fly, but probably not physically. However, Amanita often gives the sensation of flying.

Santa Claus was just a crazy mushroom cult all along.

by Requiett September 6, 2005

baby claws

An infant's sharp untrimmed fingernails. Because their hands are so small, they grab randomly and tightly it can hurt like hell. Like being clawed by a cat.

The baby was trying to climb over me. She grabbed part of my chest with her baby claws until I screamed like a girl.

by JesseF May 30, 2008

Crass Wipe

Gardeners butt, Flower planters ass.

Someone who likes to work with dirty hoes all day; not afraid to get down in the mudd.

"Haley, your such a Crass Wipe!"
"Whats a Crass Wipe?"
"A Gardeners butt..."
"So your calling me a butt? Cool, thats mean!!"

by Crapping Crass Wipe January 15, 2010

The Clash

The greatest punk band (next to the Sex Pistols). There hasn't been a band as great as them since.

by Nancy Spungen April 19, 2003

classy

having morals; being in control or the keeper

That cougar is always so classy, damn.

by littlelittlejessie(: March 3, 2011

clash of the titans

A man hasn't come in 72 hours, he gets hand from a women/man who has a cold, as he is about to cum he uses a feather or such item like that to make the man/women sneeze and if timing is right, the big cum shot and the big sneeze should clash in the air. hence clash of the titans

Zach has a cold and is give sam hand, zach sneezes when sam cums and both the cum and mucus collide in mid air. They would then have completed clash of the titans.

by El Aido January 26, 2011