law breaking mexican

Lohkz from tinychat

Look at that lohkz over there. Those law breaking mexicans always at it.

by LatinLover123467890 February 6, 2023

Boo-Boo’s Law

Written by 17th century French Aristocrat “Monsieur Boo-Boo” from the house of “Da Boo”.
“Anytime matter is present, there is an equal chance of things being Boo-Boo”
Essentially, Boo-Boo simply means, shitty, outta whack or just plan stupid.

Monsieur Boo-Boo’s wife just left him for a Prussian man-whore.
“Man this shit is Boo-Boo”
Thus was born Boo-Boo’s law.

by Wilhelm Von Hohenzollern January 21, 2022

Kajo's law of candy

This law states that you can never go wrong with blue or red colored candy

What color of this candy shoud I chose?

As Kajo's law of candy sayes: you can't go wrong with blue or red.

by Papakajo July 1, 2021

common law gay

When one goes 10+ years without getting laid or even coming remotely close to vagina, they are then, by default, gay as fuck.

Norm hasn't gotten pussy in so long, that nigga HAS to be common law gay by now!

by Slick Nicky January 11, 2017

Jim Crow Laws

Southern US laws that enforced racial segregation (and that nobody likes now)

UglyBilly609:Man Jim Crow laws sucked fr
URMOM777:Whos Jim Crow?
UglyBilly609: bruh
URMOM777: *confused noises*

by female woman January 11, 2023

Milk Dud’s Law

A law stating that, if encountered, a bald headed black man shall be slapped on the head quickly yet firmly

Person 1: You see that bald guy over there, you know Milk Dud’s Law, right?
Person 2: yeah, I do, let’s get this guy

by da koala June 23, 2020

Murphy's Mechanic's Law

Anything in your car that has gone wrong, will ""not"" go wrong when the mechanic is looking.

My high-beam dimmer--switch is faulty, yet when I took the car to the mechanic for troubleshooting, the switch worked perfectly for him! Typical Murphy's Mechanic's Law at work!

by QuacksO July 18, 2018