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Christian

Christian is the type of person that when they open their mouth it’s either something stupid. Or something smart that’s really stupid. They always have something smart to say and will use words nobody knows the definition of. Tend to be really annoying.
Christian: “I will liquidize all my assets and hire someone to slap you everyday of the week”
Brian: “he’s definitely a Christian
by dragonspirit666 September 7, 2020
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Christian

one of the most awesome humans you’ll have the good fortune of meeting ... kind, generous, fun, people magnet, loving, shaman, with superior music taste and dance moves to match. Friends of Christian would be lost without his wise words and depth.
Damn, this party could be hella good ... if only Christian was here
by anonymous September 8, 2020
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Christian Hale

An obese cunt that eats male ass on a daily it is disgusting
You’re such a fucking Christian hale bruh
by chrishalesawasteman September 14, 2020
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christian dean

a nasty hoe thats gay and needs attention (period)
"hey have you seen christian dean? hes so fuggin gay broo!"
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Christian

A person that should stop being mean to the Ford and praising his lord, a civic
Christian bought a new Civic-150, in Alabama
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Christian

A sexy strong alpha male that pulls all the chicks and dudes he is a absolute unit of a man. And all the people love him he has a monster 16 cock and everyone wants to touch it
Oh look it’s Christian my cock is growing

Alejulia: He is so pretty and I love him
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Christian

A sexy strong alpha male that pulls all the chicks and dudes he is a absolute unit of a man. And all the people love him he has a monster 16 cock and everyone wants to touch it
Oh look it’s Christian my cock is growing

Alejulia: He is so pretty and I love him
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