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Old Man Walking Syndrome

An elder person who is 99% right, in regards to earthly things in the present and historical facts. Although 99% wrong about future events including( but not limited to) the fact that they are still alive after having “predicted” themselves dead for years.
Tom: “Old Mr. Higgins said that our economy is doomed to collapse in 3 weeks.”
Bob: “Well you know he’s been diagnosed with Old Man Walking Syndrome…. Sharp as a whip and dull as a spoon.
by Jack of trade June 27, 2023
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Money talks, bullshit walks

The well-off aren't accountable for their actions in society. You can get away with murder as long as you grease the right palms.
"Weren't they covered by our insurance policy?"
"Yeah, that doesn't mean we're paying out."
"They're gonna sue the pants off us. It could turn into an ugly class-action."
"No problem. Money talks, bullshit walks. At the end of the day we'll pay less to make it go away in court."
by fkncnt January 20, 2014
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Personal Walking Theme Music

This is heard when someone's MP3 player, on their cell phone goes off in their pocket or purse, most usually unbeknownst to them, and they are now walking along with their own music playing out loud, like an individual's theme music in a movie or TV show might have.
Mary should be here any minute.
How do you know?
I hear her Personal Walking Theme Music, oh, here she is!
by TheTrance-Master July 20, 2011
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walking in two o'clock cotton

a phrase that refers to the state of drunkeness where one seems to be stumbling in a cotton field at two o'clock in the morning.
"Oh, my, God! Briana took so many tequila shots she's walking in two o'clock cotton!"
by immaculate_paint September 8, 2005
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mr. walk up on you

a man how isn't afarid to walk up to a girl and ask her for her number or out, over confident man
if you are walking down the street and out of no where a man tries to talk to you he's a mr. walk up on you
by Zeikia August 9, 2006
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Walk Her Down the Aisle

When she's on her hands and feet and you give her too much and she can't take so she tries to walk away...walk her down the aisle!
I'm gonna walk her down the aisle
by eeeilyk February 14, 2019
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Walking Red Flag

Julia Jachowicz hoee ahh
Julia Jachowicz is a walking red flag because she said herself she wanted to be passed around the whole football team!!😭
by Biggie buggin December 1, 2021
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