hey what's matt bellamy's vocal range
D2-C#6
damn that guy couldn't the hit the D6? he has less range than william shatner what a fuckin' jive turkey
D2-C#6
damn that guy couldn't the hit the D6? he has less range than william shatner what a fuckin' jive turkey
by Squidris Elba March 29, 2024
Get the Fuckin' jive turkeymug. 
A handjob that a gal gives a not-overly-bright guy in exchange for his assisting her in some way (passing her a few bucks, helping her with homework, giving her a ride, doing a little work on her bike/car, etc.), when she knows full well that his generosity on her behalf is worth far more than just a momentary/temporary sexual pleasure.
Dude #1: Yo, where ya been, Bro?? Da game is nearly at half-time --- you were gonna sit and watch da whole show with me!
Dude #2: Yeah, I know, Man --- sorry I'm late, but I was helping Tiffany to finish up her algebra homework --- she'd already paid me for my efforts, so I didn't wanna run out on her till I was done.
Dude #1: Tiffany PAID you for your work? Dat gal is such a spendthrift that she hasn't got a dime to her name most of da time! What'd she pay ya with?
Dude #2 (flushing a little): Oh, she let me play with her boobs while she "relieved the pressure".
Dude #1: Ahhhhh... she gave ya da ol' turkey jerky routine, eh?
Dude #2: Yeah, I know, Man --- sorry I'm late, but I was helping Tiffany to finish up her algebra homework --- she'd already paid me for my efforts, so I didn't wanna run out on her till I was done.
Dude #1: Tiffany PAID you for your work? Dat gal is such a spendthrift that she hasn't got a dime to her name most of da time! What'd she pay ya with?
Dude #2 (flushing a little): Oh, she let me play with her boobs while she "relieved the pressure".
Dude #1: Ahhhhh... she gave ya da ol' turkey jerky routine, eh?
by QuacksO November 29, 2017
Get the turkey jerkymug. Hold on Bob I just have to go water the turkey.
Jessica is just watering the turkey, she will be with you soon.
Jessica is just watering the turkey, she will be with you soon.
by Buzzyb33 July 31, 2017
Get the Watering the turkeymug. When you shit on a girl's vagina, then proceed to aggressively shove your dick inside her, to "stuff the turkey."
Person 1: I stuffed my girls turkey pretty well last night!
Person 2: What did you stuff the turkey with?
Person 1: Shit. My own shit. The act of stuffing the turkey.
Person 2: What did you stuff the turkey with?
Person 1: Shit. My own shit. The act of stuffing the turkey.
by Sir Farts and Cums A lot January 18, 2024
Get the Stuffing the Turkeymug. by Woeedumbass October 30, 2020
Get the Turkeymug. by MissHell666 March 24, 2022
Get the My turkeymug.