Torch a tree

When two people are bumping uglies and the girl sets the guys pubes on fire and they have to fuck the flames out

Hey dude, did Torrie and you torch a tree last night? You're walking kinda funny.

Hell yeah dude! Shit was FLAME!

by T town April 5, 2018

Funk Tree

A very blonde, very large penis.

Did you see Christian's funk tree last night?

No I was too drunk, he just ate me out til the cows came home.

by hotdishultimate July 9, 2009

vanilla tree

A girl who likes to compete when jumping in pools, a made up name

Person 1: so who’s the winner?
Person 2: it’s vanilla tree!

by Bucket of beans November 20, 2021

tree climber

perv... usually in custody with other pervs and snitches... skinhead torpedo ventually sticks him...good job...skinheads are the regulators.

He's a tree climber---lets fuck him with a shank.

by Plagiaristresse/blackoutMstRmn August 1, 2016

Tree Shaker

A. When you have a gator on the line tied to a swamp tree it will shake it trying to get free
B. When a obese person tries to ride a rope swing tied to an old apple tree.

Bayou bandit: "looks like we's gots a gator on da line! and it's a real tree shaker!"

Jimbo: "HOSS gettin' on dat swing!! "
"DAMN! He's a gonna bees a real a tree shaker!"

by TVCAR112 January 2, 2025

tree huggin

A person who hugs/humps trees in order to sexually satisfy themselves.

Miriam is such a tree huggin dyke! She hugs trees to get off.

by Kirky Deez April 22, 2011

sweet corn tree

a very rare tree that is found only in Ocean City, Maryland that in which sweet corn grows on.

What kind of tree is that? Oh its a sweet corn tree!

by sweetcorngirl January 20, 2011