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DAD

You might think that your dad is a person you let you do not a thing. Well, you are wrong your dad is the best. I know you are probably thinking that well my dad left me. Well, that is a lesson he wanted to teach you, to never leave your family. Have you ever thought of that? And I know how you feel because I was there and believe me I forgave him because now I am someone I never thought I would be.
My dad left but that just means had to go and find him
by BlackWind1000 February 18, 2020
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Bby dad

A Mexican mostly known as alex is a dude who has a 9incher and that gets all the girls.. he is also known as the best soccer player in his scoo
He is such a bby dad
by Ggggghsjdjdjdjjzjd October 14, 2019
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Dad Shimmy

The awkward shimmy Dad's do when trying to get through a crowded area without touching anyone.
Friend 1: Is your Dad trying to dance?
Friend 2: No he's just trying to Dad shimmy back to the grill.
by Can I Aliven't September 6, 2021
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Dad

A man who goes and gets the milk after you find your mom wrestling with men in bed, naked, and tell him about it. He eventually comes back when you win the lottery.
Me: "Dad, Mom's wrestling again with Jimmy, the neighbor."
Dad: "Ok, Imma go get some milk. You want chocolate or strawberry?" *leaves*

*35 years later*
Me: "Yes, I won the lottery! I'm a millionaire!"
Dad: " You want some milk with that?"
by Milkgetter June 2, 2022
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Dad

by Carne_Fresca September 12, 2019
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I want my mum and dad to divorce and won’t show any Antasha privacy maybe
I want my mum and dad to divorce and won’t show any Antasha privacy maybe
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Dad Bod

A male usually over 30-35 years who has a nice physic still looks in shape but lacks tone or physic in the mid section, Man boobs are appearing and a belly that says 'I like pizza beers and kebabs' and playing slot machines while holding a beer,
Person 1:"Did you see Johno down the pub,He's not what he looked ten years ago"

Person 2: Yeah since he had a few kids and got married he gained on some pounds

Person 1: Yeah but he still toned though he's in good shape just rocking that spare tyre around his waist

Person 2: He's got that Dad bod

Person 1: It suits him though he's almost 40
by Billyking January 18, 2022
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