waffle squish

(verb) the process of using your foot to loosen deficated matter released in the shower while douching your colon in preparation for anal intercourse so that the expelled fecal matter can be washed away and go down the shower drain without clogging it.

Make sure you waffle squish your shit and don't leave any in my shower for me to clean up.

by re77815 December 5, 2020

throwing Waffle's balls

A phrase used when someone jumps ahead of others

Teacher:*assigns group project*
Friend: Ight bet just finished

Other Friend: Bro stop throwing Waffle's balls.

by hAmz_n_eGgz January 27, 2023

Waffle-Pancake

To take one statement or belief and turn into hate speech or something generally discriminatory against something related to that statement. Like real waffles and pancakes, one may be rooted from the other, but they are still two different things.

Coined by Louis McClung on YouTube.

“This is no waffle-pancake idea, because I am saying I do not like trad wives, does not mean I don’t like Christianity, okay? ‘Oh, Louis! You’re making fun of some Christians! That means you hate Christians, you think it’s bad, you think we’re all stupid!’ No??????” -Louis McClung

by JaxonArsenic December 23, 2024

Waffle

A person with no swag. But wishes they had it. Often jealous of people they can never be.

That waffle is so jealous of me. She is constantly in my mix.

by T$Jones September 19, 2015

Waffle Posting

When a post on an Internet platform relates directly to the Waffle House copy pasta

Jonny RaZer says to start waffle posting on all social media platforms

by Dont search Cussy January 15, 2023

Waffle

Everyone knows what waffle is. Yes! It is a dessert. You can put syrups and fruits on it.
But waffle can mean something unimportant and trivial.

Ex) A: (bullshits)

B: hey. Stop waffling on! I can not stand it!

Ex) C: what did your professor say?

D: a load of waffle. Nothing important at all.

by Dobbyisfree December 9, 2018

Twat waffle

It is a shriveled up vagina

Did you just bang that twat waffle

by Caiden rrr February 10, 2018