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The turkey pull

An act to try and get a natural bum wax simply by hand plucking one’s bum hair out
Person 1:Did u see Sarah’s ass bush last week?
Person 2:That’s old news she had the turkey pull.
by Masticspastic April 22, 2023
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Turkey Dinner with Mashed Potatoes and Gravy

A codeword for homosexual men, dating back to the 80s and part of the early 90s. If a man wanted to signal to other homosexuals in a restaurant, he would specifically order a turkey dinner with mashed potatoes and turkey gravy on the side. Then afterwards said homosexual would head out to the nearest secluded area, usually a wooded enviroment.
Jim just ordered the Turkey Dinner with Mashed Potatoes and Gravy on the side, he must be looking for a hookup in the woods.
by FedUpLineCook August 22, 2019
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turkey toucher

when you do something mean to someone they do not respond and then you call them a name (turkey toucher) and they explode with anger
drew threw a twinkie, cookies, and cussed at the teacher... then he sat back down like nothing happened. but then he called her a turkey toucher and she wrote him up
by chocolate hottopic September 11, 2009
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Turkey Blasted

A sexual act involving a Turkey, a bumhole and a strong gag reflex.
Joe Santagato: Yo danny! You know the hot chick from the bar? She Turkey blasted me!

Danny: Holy shit man. Thats tight as fuck!!
by Sesh Panda May 20, 2020
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Dabbing on a turkey

When one person performs oral favors to a man of advanced age.
Emily loves her sugar daddy. She's dabbing on a turkey every night.
by would you kindly November 24, 2017
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Turkey day votive

When you invite a gay midget to Thanksgiving and indicate which guest’s dick he’s supposed to suck by placing a lit votive under the chair of said “getter” of the fellatio.
I had the weirdest thanksgiving experience yesterday. There was a game called Turkey Day votive and basically they hired a midget to suck a random guest’s dick. It was crazy but I really enjoyed the BJ.
by Scotty Nice November 28, 2024
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Put the turkey in the smoker

A sexual euphemism referring to the act of female sodmising a male with a strap on.
He was so drunk he didn't even know I had 'put the turkey in the smoker' until it was too late
by Cricket in SG May 20, 2017
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