Originated from the natives, Moon Gooning is a "positive vibe only" ritual done under the moonlight while gooning around a burning stump. The usual attire consists of: a fitted skirt, an elk’s skull as a headdress and the person must be drenched only by a licensed Elk’s blood.
(Avoid having an unlicensed buffalo in your vehicle for it might ruin the whole ritual. If unfortunate enough, please carry a bottle of Elk's blood to throw at the eyes of the nearest police officer.)
(Avoid having an unlicensed buffalo in your vehicle for it might ruin the whole ritual. If unfortunate enough, please carry a bottle of Elk's blood to throw at the eyes of the nearest police officer.)
by SunGooner December 6, 2023
Get the Moon Gooningmug. This is not what astronauts wear! Old dudes wear this. Batman wore this for his 156th birthday! SpongeBob wears this a lot! It is for your ugly faces, so they don't show much. Chicks hate it!
by NiceN0b0dy1 May 8, 2018
Get the Moon Suitmug. When you slaughter a buffalo, cover yourself in its blood and guts while completely naked, put on an elk's skull or a turkey feather headdress, and goon under the light of a full moon. Usually done with the bros or with the Cherokee Chieftain.
by Moon Gooner November 14, 2023
Get the Moon Gooningmug. by Captain Kajubell May 11, 2022
Get the Moonmug. by roxas446 April 8, 2017
Get the Moon Glazemug. They are very cute and at the same time hot, they think a lot about their past and regret it. She is like a small and lovely chick. If you have a moones in your life, never let her go, because she can love you very much and give you many things.
by Cjexem November 23, 2021
Get the Moonesmug. To show ones ass and throw grapes into the butthole.
Also to be used in conjunction when sticking ones schlong into the butthole and having someone fart.
Also to be used in conjunction when sticking ones schlong into the butthole and having someone fart.
by Perlman May 5, 2011
Get the Toxic Moonmug.