2-thumbin

What experienced texters do in order to text faster. (Needless to say, the texter uses 2 thumbs)

Man, I just sent the message and she already replied. she must be 2-thumbin.

by Challenge December 12, 2009

beer thumb

Effect on one’s ability to text caused by the consumption of too much beer

"Thanks to Chucky's beer thumb, we had no clue the cops were conducting a sobriety checkpoint at the golf course entrance."

by bearded steamer October 13, 2011

Brian Thompson

Not. Ryan. Gosling. One should not be deceived.

Hey Rick Perry, is that Ryan Gosling at the Flying Saucer?! No, Michael Knoll, that's Brian Thompson, a quasi substitute at best.

by obeythetiki December 14, 2013

Cum Thumbing

Verb

1. To merge two magazine pages together as one by means of bodily fluids.

"The fact that pages 136 & 137 were stuck together in the Hustler magazine at the sperm bank was an obvious indication that someone had been there cum thumbing it previously."

by billebllunt December 31, 2013

slow thumb

A condition that occurs after doing manual labor in which your thumb doesn't react as fast as normal.

I shoveled all day yesterday and today I woke up with slow thumb.

by SaintAnkey October 21, 2014

Blunt thumb

The cramp on the palm of the hand at the inner base of the thumb caused from manually grinding weed. A weed writers cramp.

Damn son, this is like my third blunt I rolled in a row. Now I got blunt thumb.

by ccroni3 October 31, 2014

squeaky thumb

A feeling in the hinge of your thumb after playing too many video games.

Rob: Hey, wasn't playing COD all night last night a good idea or what?
Bob: It was fun, but I got a cereal case of squeaky thumb from it.

by The Squid Pizza May 12, 2014