Short-E-Thiccc

Simply put, Packers RB A.J. Dillon and his gargantuan quads in shorts.

Is that A.J. Dillon? Short-E-Thiccc!

by A Plastic Tree June 12, 2022

T-Shorts

A shirt used to cover the legs

The woman showed off her legs with the T-Shorts
"These T-Shorts are really big!"

by poops of the chicken July 12, 2016

Short-Term memory zone

When someone is so insignificant, you erase all memory of them immediately.

Friend: "Who was that guy you were talking to?'
Me: "Who?"
Friend: "Oof, that guy got short-term memory zoned!"

by Hyacinthus July 11, 2022

Short Back and Forget About It

Deriving from the "Short Back and Sides" hair cut that most young boys have. Normally only fashioned by masculine lesbians, or dudes with a shockingly bad haircut!

Nice hair cut! what did you ask for? a Short Back and Forget About It

by Ste Thor June 26, 2015

Short Sprout

When someone's sprouting phase ended short causing them to be little or small.

Guy 1: Bro im going to eat you

Guy 2: Chill out short sprout

by Wood3356 March 7, 2023

short smoker

a guy who takes only 1 ore 2 puffs when a joint is shared, and he is ok whit it, even thought everyone else smokes how much they want.

-Why do you smoke so little?
-Yo, i'm just a short smoker bro

by Chris_MD March 17, 2020

Short Story Schlong

A phrase used to express that your penis came fast. Usually to make a disappointing vibe a bit livelier.

*Sexual Intercourse finished early*
*Man looks toward penis in disappointment*
Man: "Short Story Schlong!"
*Woman laughs*

by xWhatDa December 16, 2022