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Jacob

by Hedgiwhw284848 November 22, 2021
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jacob

a scrawny little sh** that has no presence at all but yet all his friends know where he is at all times. if your a friend with him bully him in the most friendly way possible without taking it too far.
friend 1: wheres Jacob
friend 2: over there
Jacob: byeeeeee

friend 2: ill go get him
Jacob: oh no, please
*Jacob and friend to return casually*

convo 2:
friend 3: hey help me get Jacob
friend2: okay ill get him you take his phone
*they get him and his phone*
Jacob:*casually* okay when do I get my phone back
by kajyboiiiiii October 22, 2020
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jacob

its that a human

it must be Jacob
by loki da cat March 10, 2022
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Jacob

one of the best people you will ever meet. He will be your best friend but you might not be his because he has lots of friends due to his kindness. he is ginger which means he is a special species. He will always argue that gingers need to be a minority. He will remind you of your siblings. he is extremely smart and will probably end up at an ivy league. he will talk to you for hours and always responds. never trust him on a four-wheeler. definitely needs to be kept away from any sort of weapon. he doesn't like roller coasters. you can talk to him about anything and he will understand. one of the greatest friends you will ever have.
jacob are you on an FBI list for searching up how to make crystal meth?!!?!!!??!!!
by I_just_need_to_vent June 26, 2023
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Jacob

hahaha you are such a Jacob haha lol hit or miss I guess they never miss huh
by Julie Leo December 9, 2018
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Jacob

Breaks your heart a lot, doesn’t care about you or your feelings. Unable to realize how much pain he’s causing you. Literally makes you feel like a complete nothing.
Emily: Jacob doesn’t care about me

Peter: That’s Jacob for you
by Sebastian Tanner February 11, 2020
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Jacob Schmudlach

A very sexy man who isn't gay and loves women and gets them many a time. on average he has 10 or more women at his house at one time and has to hire a personal cum cleaner because of the copious amounts cumming women in his household.
Jacob Schmudlach is so hot and cool!
by schmud November 26, 2021
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