Recieving a blumpkin (Oral sex while your shitting) while having a buttplug plugged in. To count as a succesfull royal blumpkin, the force from behind should be strong enough to eject the plug. bonus points if you recieve poseidons kiss after it
I tried giving him a royal Blumpkin but he didnt shit hard enough. ill give him laxatives next time.
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A method used when you rub a mixture of hot sauce, crushed up veggie straws, pudding, and garlic powder on the top of your wife's mouth. You then pour in pop rocks and then you proceed to put your dick in her mouth.
Husband: Hey honey, why does your breath smell horrible.
Wife: I was doing RoyalPear with the neighbor next door.
Wife: I was doing RoyalPear with the neighbor next door.
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“Ach, it got out hand at the wedding party last night, I ended up giving Naomi a Royal Cream Tea in the portaloos.”
“Your cousin Naomi?”
“Aye, probably one too many Jaegers, but at least thats ticked off now.”
“Your cousin Naomi?”
“Aye, probably one too many Jaegers, but at least thats ticked off now.”
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