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God's bitch

1) Someone who is extremely unfortunate, used as a term of slight pity; presumably as they are being mistreated by God.

2) Someone who follows their religion with a zealour. (Mainly directed at Christians.)
1) I lost my wallet, my dog died, and I failed my degree.

Wow, you really are god's bitch.

2) Jesus Christ, will you stop being God's bitch?
by darkshaow September 20, 2005
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Pretty Bitch

You surpassed being a pretty boy which makes you prettier then all your bitches (females)
Damn BasedGod, Im a Pretty Bitch.
by BasedSwag December 29, 2010
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prison bitch

An otherwise heterosexual prisoner force into sexual submission to one or more stronger prisoners. Same a "punk."
The Texcalis on cellblock C made made the new guy their prison bitch.
by BxMuscle January 18, 2004
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bitch ass bitch

jacob berny bitch
he also would be a virgin
and he would bitch about erything
a bitch ass bitch would say "o yipee! i won 20$ im going to leave the casino"
or "i would go out tonight but i have an accounting test in two weeks"
or "lets watch pathfinder"
and he would jerk off to the racounters/jackwhite/anamie porn
by yo'boy April 17, 2011
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Bitch-slice

With a stranger:
Fighting words. Used as an insult.

Between friends:
A person who has committed a small act of bitchery. The connotation is similar to that of a bro, brosky, homie, or boy- but this is the girls version.
example one (not friendly)
Girls in a club
Stranger 1: *spills drink on stranger no. 2*
Stranger 2: You wanna go, Bitch-slice?

example two (small act of bitchery between friends)
Friend A: That was your ice cream? Sorry... I kinda ate the last spoon...
Friend B: Ugh, you bitch-slice.

example three (between friends)

Friend 1: WASSSSSSAPPPPP bitch slice?!
Friend 2: AHHHHH QUE PASO!??
by latenightsgreatnights August 3, 2009
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grout bitch

the dirty stuff between relationships. like grout between tile.

the bitch a man runs to between relationships to get a quick piece of ass and self esteem boost until he goes back to whom he likes or someone he actually wants a relationship with...
He spent about a week sexting grout bitch from 8 years ago before we decided to get back together...
That grout bitch is on round three with this guy, when will she learn?
by mommaK February 17, 2015
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dinasaur bitch

A woman who has been acknowledged as a "bitch" since the beginning of time, her entire lifetime or since the world began.
Man 1: Dude, Lauren from our 5th-grade class is in town this weekend.

Man 2: Dude, seriously, nobody wants to hang around that dinasaur bitch.
by LewisBrown April 28, 2012
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