To pull a max

"Saying "screw it" and taking the project very unseriously, resulting in failure and humiliation. Just because you could"

“Oh my god, he pulled a max again”
“You had to pull a Max again, seriously?”

by Maxpacito January 13, 2021

Max coath

We stan max coaths, all max coaths are amazing and handsome beyond words. They are absolute icons and deserve the whole world

Friend one:have you met the new guy?
Friend two: max coath? Yeah he is an epic pog champ

by Oikawasflatasscheeks January 14, 2021

covid maxed

When people bring up, mention, or bitch/groan about COVID-19 (Corona, coronavirus, the 'rona) so many times throughout the day that the person hearing it all becomes increasingly aggravated as the minutes tick by. Soon enough, when another person mentions COVID, the covid maxed individual may freak out and start screaming at people around them. The covid maxed individual may even punch a hole in the nearest wall.

Neighbor: How was your day?
Mom: I had to deal with COVID shutdows, COVID exposures, COVID cleansing precautions, COVID everything. So yeaaaaaa We're all going to die.

Dad: Hey! That COVID vaccine should move a little faster!
Covid maxed individual: Warning! I am now covid maxed! If another person mentions COVID I will likely lose my fucking mind!!!

by coffee_by_the_pot January 18, 2021

max

max is a cute skater boy. he has a nice voice and very very hot hands. he’ll make stupid jokes that’ll make you laugh into you start crying. he’s also bald. he thinks that he’s ugly because he’s bald, but it makes him even more attractive. also he lives a million miles away from you.

“max is my best friend”
max: a vibey guy that’s just built different

by maxlovr383 January 29, 2021

Max horton

Max Horton is a very kind boy, someone who u can trust, someone u can rely on, max has been my best friend for only a few weeks but he’s the best choice I ever made.

Person 1: have u heard of max Horton

Person 2: yes, he saved my life

by Thatgirla23 January 31, 2021

Max

Max is funny, nice, and sporty. he will stand up for his friends and family.

max made a nice catch in football today

by anonymous February 2, 2021

maxed out

When you drink too many Maxwell House coffees and you get the jitters.

I am totally maxed out on the house today.

by monkeyshiners February 3, 2021