matthew

matthew is tall. really tall. like 8 feet tall. He's really athletic and plays every sport. friggin chad

"i love matthew hes so athletic and strong and handsome"

by 1plate May 15, 2023

Matthew

A fucking Man. The best ever. Biggest dick.

Wow that guys dick proved he was a Matthew!
Matthew is the realest one I know.

by Alice77777 May 19, 2023

Matthew Iraqi

Someone who continuously makes overarching generalizations and uses Facebook as their fact checker. Is also the biggest slacker in the work place.

Matthew Iraqi sucks ass.

by liferuiner104 May 24, 2023

Matthew

The greatest person I have ever met, I love him with my whole heart, and wish he could be mine.

Matthew is the most amazing person ever

by Theonewhodreams124 May 24, 2023

matttheperson

Matt is Matt
they don't know what they're doing

but that's ok

we love Matt <3
Matt is funny and gorgeous and likes playing games.
I love their cats sm, they're walking sarcasms, idk how to explain it better

Matt has awesome taste in fashion and their apartment looks very colorful and comfy
we love Matt

u need to follow matttheperson their funny ass made my day again

by dobbys_socken May 26, 2023

Matthew

A person that always wears a hoodie and a hat even in 40 degrees weather. Matthew also has infinite Riz.

Person 1: How is that person wearing a hoodie and a hat on a day like this?
Person 2: I know right?
Person 3: Oh, that's just Matthew.

by Ethan Dubs May 31, 2023

Matthew

Fa*got that thinks he will grow and only has curly hair going for him

There goes Matthew delusional

by Dingleberry blue boy June 9, 2023