Matthew, Aka NotMatt the legend, aka god.

a pure legend lmao, he gets many bitches and maidens

Matthew, Aka NotMatt the legend, aka god. is full of bithces lmao lol

by Notmatt the legend November 4, 2022

Matthew

An absolute sexyman with a cute smile. He’s got really bad music taste but you can ignore it because he’s just that cool. He can play tom’s diner on the guitar AND the piano, and he’s got really nice warm hands because he doesn’t have anaemia. Sexiest man alive 2021

Girl1: did you see that cute guy at lunch playing sudoku?
Girl2: oh yeah that’s Matthew
Bitches be crazy smh he’s mine

by dubchaeng9 November 25, 2021

matthew

Matthew is a very sweet guy who loves his gf and so in love w his gf and so cute and emo and cute actually so cute handsome gentleman

person1:omg who is that cute emo guy
person2:thats matthew the hottie

by el0raaaaaaa October 15, 2021

Matthew

matthew is sure too give you the best head ever like too the point where u wont be able to cum for years! they are also so hott and sexy😍😍. and loves music and sex

person: “ooo who that damn they sexy”
person: “yoo thats matthew he gave me the best head ever. i couldnt cum for a year! “

by unicornprincess2089 November 22, 2021

Matthew

He knows more than he thinks, but is not as smart as he proclaims, ever the dramatizer, he likes to exaggerate which leads to inconsistencies in his stories. He is effortlessly handsome, but cute at the same time. And he tries to tell the truth, in the most innocent way possible. Always one for dad jokes and puns, he'll often leave you cringing to yourself, and sometimes his comebacks are on point. He has had an awkward social life, and broken the hearts of many friends and acquaintances. A gamer who never rages, a hiker who is lacking lungs for running, a musician who can't sing(but does so anyway), and a friend who won't leave you alone(both a pro and con).

Texting
Crush: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE
*proceeds to jump off bridge*
Matthew: *into my arms*
Crush: Cringy ***** lmao

by Kyle_Walker13 December 1, 2021

Matthew

A dumb ed kid thats a batty boy and like little kids

"Ew, its Matthew the batty man"

by big bad mon May 29, 2022

Matthew

He's smart, annoying , badass and stinkin hilarious !! He's like an older cooler brother, he's a great schemer so it's probably in your best interests to have him on your side in a simulation.

Matthewing things up

by The innocenter one April 27, 2024