matthew pickering

Professional hunter
Preferred weapon: Front right section of any capable vehicle
Preferred prey: Dogs

Gonna go do some “matthew pickering” this weekend

by jcv2001 July 28, 2019

Matthew

Matthew is the type of dude to play fortnite while his girl with the big tits is riding the pony on his enchanted sword and his friend Dixon cider lives in a mini bus and likes to play charades with his nans ex boyfriend

Person No.1 : Damn that guy looks like a Matthew

Person No.2 : Yeh I bet his southern regions r covered in freckles

by Emogirl69 ;) July 24, 2020

Matthew Bussa

The Greatest Writer known to mankind. He starred alongside Blake Walker in the film “Decent People” (2008)

Woah! Matthew Bussa is so cool!!

by TheVerb July 1, 2022

Matthew

Matthew is a person who loves eating and eats many types of food. Matthew is inspirational to those around him yet he is oblivious to the fact. People find him interesting as he often does unique and eccentric actions. No one can hate a Matthew as he is such a nice guy with a caring heart that goes out if his way to ensure that others around him are safe and comfortable. He is someone who is loyal and trustworthy, the type of guy you can rely on. Can be known as Matt as well.

Carl: Hey Matthew, boy can you eat...
Matthew: Hey man, it's an all you can eat buffet, Carl just don't eat the carbs.

Carl: Okay Matthew, probably slow down on eating that chicken though...

by anonymous November 23, 2021

matthew

hes a beautiful sweet guy who will never let you down he usually has red hair hes super skinny and he was stabed by his mom so his sister didnt get stabed so hes afraid of peircings hes kinda strong he gives the best hugs and if you have him you should keep him he will be the best thing that ever happens to you hes the coolest person ever and i miss him so much

luke:matthew i swear to god if you dont stop
matthew:what

by gothdaddy September 2, 2022

matthew

the name fit for someone who lacks common sense

"Matthew you idiot!!!! Why did you turn down the invitation to you're own wedding?"

by OMEGALULXD September 19, 2021

Matthew Nagisa1000

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Matthew Nagisa1000 moment

by MATTHEW NAGISA1k October 26, 2020