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blue lights

Cop lights; party lights.
Pull over and stop.
Do it now!
DRIVER TARGETED FOR TRAFFIC STOP: "BLUE LIGHTS in my rearview dammit!"
COP ASSUMES DRIVER SAYS: "Here baby, hide this niggerpipe in your bra."
COP: "Driver! Turn off the engine and throw the keys out the driver's side window! Do it NOW!
Step out with your hands on your head!
Driver! Walk backwards toward my voice!
Don't look at me!
Stop! Lay face down with your hands to your side!"

"The frightening arrest scenarios depicted on the 'reality' TV show Cops have elevated BLUE LIGHTS to terrorism status as the brainwashing of America continues on network TV."
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Lights Out

Did you hear about the dude that dropped dead while running a marathon? His heart fucking exploded and it was lights out right in the middle of the course! People had to run around the body for over 10 minutes until they tarped the corpse.
by Wordmaster Adam December 23, 2016
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relay lights

The lights that must be turned on and off in a sequential order so you can safely make it from one area of the house to another when it is dark.
I came in through the back door and had to set relay lights in the kitchen, the dining room and finally my room. I then had to turn the relay lights off in that order: the back door light, the kitchen light, and then the dining room light so I could safely make it to my room without tripping over chairs or hitting counter tops or walls.
by Mandevar December 27, 2009
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interrogation lights

Track or recessed lighting mounted directly above a seating area so it shines in your eyes; not unlike the lighting in a police interrogation room.
Turn off those goddamn interrogation lights I'm trying to watch tv!
by mlamson January 8, 2011
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Lights of Censoring

A blinding light emited from exposed private areas, it is often used in anime to censor nude scenes.
After lifting her skirt, he was blinded by the Lights of Censoring.

The Lights of Censoring allows otherwise explicit shows to be aired.
by fufulord October 9, 2014
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Diarrhea Christmas Lights

A typical event in video games that occurs when there are so many flashing lights on a screen at a given time that you cannot focus on anything, let alone the character you are controlling. It is most common in action games. The term originated from the YouTube channel girlfriend reviews.
Sam: Hey Jake. How are ya doing?

Jake: Pretty tired. I stayed up all night training for the upcoming Smash tournament.

Sam: That game is just diarrhea Christmas lights. I can barely see what I’m doing half the time because there’s so much action on the screen.
by The Phantasm July 25, 2021
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Green LED lights

Green led lights mean that the person is feeling calm or bored but definitely awake and not tires
Girl: Oo he got green led
Girl2: OMD you should meet up with him he would love to talk with you he defo got Green LED lights on purpose
by Imhungry27 October 20, 2021
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