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Jew Splitter

A certain kind of splitter. Belongs to the splitter family and is mostly used against MAGA heads and people who well love some good coins
Watch out the Jew splitter is near and….oh no he found us stay quiet 🤫🤫
by The Splitter July 13, 2025
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Tunnel Jew

The greediest type of human you can imagine.
Customs had me pay $30 clearance on a $25 item, such tunnel jews.
by Noticer69 January 16, 2024
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Jew Tip

As a former waiter, I can honestly say that Jews as a rule will always leave the customary tip, EVEN IF YOU GIVE THEM LOUSY SERVICE! They will never "stiff" you.
The lady Jew tipped me 15% even though she complained a lot.
by BigMau February 23, 2023
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Milky jew

A sexual move where a gay man shoves his dick in a falafal then ejaculates swiftly before putting it up for auction for a high price like a classic jew move.
Guy 1: im tryna get rich using the milky jew
Guy 2: shit id pay 5000 bucks for adam sandler to do a milky jew
by Shmeat pounder86 March 26, 2024
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reform jew

A modern version of Judaism for the person unsure what happens once you die
Like the orthodox jew uses a Torah
Unlike the orthodox jew is very liberal-minded
Jackie: I am a reform Jew
Rachel: What is a reform jew?

Jackie: Reform Jews are the liberal-minded jews , the orthodox are the conservative jews. Both follow the same Torah.
by SoCal323 February 20, 2021
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Colby Jew Man

A failed nazi experiment frozen to awaken in 2024. He has sexuality assaulted plenty of people (mainly cripples) and including his own half brother mason.

Noun:
Fat:
Weirdo:
Nig-
Colby Jew Man: Ewwww colby don't eat the bellybutton hotdogs!

I love daniel larson
by Hawk333 May 14, 2024
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Jew dog

A person that does not pay their bills. A Jew dog will usually swindle friends and family for their own benefit. Also known as doing a ryan Newton.
Someone did a ryan Newton on me the other day I was spewing. What a Jew dog.
by Ballinasfck October 19, 2022
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