Golden Spooned 

Passing ice cream through kissing from one mouth to another. When the ice cream is passed along its melty and would resemble soft serve ice cream.. Only dirty or cheap people think that when someone asks to 'have a taste' means backwashing their ice cream.

"I kissed her and she fucking golden spooned her ice cream!!"

Golden Spooned by CasieTheRadBitch March 31, 2007

Goldenkawk 

Not to be confused with a Chinese New Year rooster. It's not a name, it's a status. This status is not just given to anyone, it's earned. You can earn your Goldenkawk status by bicycle-kicking a volleyball off the back of Tory's head or yelling at a tootsoonie threatening to kill you with his mango!! All joking aside, Goldenkawk has been known to distract his enemies with great success. The OPP has reported that Goldenhawk repeatedly distracted Fire Dog Willie with cappiccolla and mortadella during a security briefing with his platoon.

Goldenkawk is to be considered kawked and loaded.

Last known whereabouts: DRAMA CLASS 101; letting them rip on metal chairs after the teacher shut the lights off, PHYS-ED; telling the gymnist to "flip on out!" and ENGLISH; pulling the Kansas City Shuffle on poor Laura.. YOU KNEW YOUR WALKMAN BATTERIES WERE DEAD!!

Player1: what the fuck are you doing.. I'm on your team!??

Goldenkawk: in your moww.. in your moww

Goldenkawk by tootsoonie August 8, 2008

GoldenDildo 

A dildo that has magic powers and is said to only penetrate virgins. And is also used by fat chicks for pleasurement in the asshole and vagina making them squirt pussy juice all over themselves.

Example1:Hey Tim! Have you been raped by the GoldenDildo yet?

Example2:i heard that the fat chick over there got raped by the GoldenDildo.

GoldenDildo by blorchinator33.432.43432.3 January 16, 2009

Golde 

A term for a lesbian girl who crossdresses as a girl, so noone will realise she is lesbian.

Bob: Yo did u kno that jessica was lesbian
Henry: No way... but she acts like a girl
Bob: i kno i think shes a golde

Golde by gaafg gfadsf March 2, 2009

Golden Ticket 

Your period.

When you think it's near that time of the month and you peel back your panties with that feeling of suspense and anticipation and then realise you have your period, then you've 'got the Golden Ticket'. It's kind of like the menstrual equivalent of Charlie peeling back the chocolate wrapper and finding a golden ticket in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, except slightly less exciting for the ticketee.

Shit! I've got the Golden Ticket!

Golden Ticket by Lucinda September 6, 2005

Golden gate bridge

when a man lays on his back with his feet propped up on a stool or couch producing a favorable angle of about 45 degrees at the waist, and a woman stands with her feet shoulder width apart just behind his head and arches over in the shape of a bridge giving him a blowjob while urinating all over his face

Rob: "What the hell is all over your clothes dude? Did Mary give you a golden gate bridge?"

Chet: "I don't know what you're talking about."

Golden gate bridge by Sean God McKee October 7, 2011

golden delicious

The act of urinating on another's adams apple.

Hey everybody! Scott is passed out! Everyone gather around and give him golden delicious.

golden delicious by killerbootsman February 17, 2008