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Goldenkawk

Not to be confused with a Chinese New Year rooster. It's not a name, it's a status. This status is not just given to anyone, it's earned. You can earn your Goldenkawk status by bicycle-kicking a volleyball off the back of Tory's head or yelling at a tootsoonie threatening to kill you with his mango!! All joking aside, Goldenkawk has been known to distract his enemies with great success. The OPP has reported that Goldenhawk repeatedly distracted Fire Dog Willie with cappiccolla and mortadella during a security briefing with his platoon.

Goldenkawk is to be considered kawked and loaded.

Last known whereabouts: DRAMA CLASS 101; letting them rip on metal chairs after the teacher shut the lights off, PHYS-ED; telling the gymnist to "flip on out!" and ENGLISH; pulling the Kansas City Shuffle on poor Laura.. YOU KNEW YOUR WALKMAN BATTERIES WERE DEAD!!
Player1: what the fuck are you doing.. I'm on your team!??

Goldenkawk: in your moww.. in your moww
by tootsoonie August 8, 2008
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goldenback

All people that live on earth. All races. All humanoids creatures. Humans, people, person. Children.
We are all goldenback humans.
We are all goldbacks/ goldenbacks.
by karteler July 29, 2014
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Goldenkat

Adjective: Goldenkat is another way to call somebody an operative. Goldenkat also likes to blow up obese people
Look at this dude, chillen in dem turf ting. Probs a Goldenkat
by alphamale87 November 24, 2017
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