Crunchy fruit granola 

A person from southern California that smokes that sticky icky, wears bohemian jewelry she bought from forever 21, and think plants have feelings.

Oh she one of those crunchy fruit granola bitches

Crunchy fruit granola by Post_bologna September 14, 2019

Devil Fruit 

He a cool dude, that singer rapper mf or whatever.

He think he devil fruit? He can’t even play the triangle.

Devil Fruit by Pkdex September 5, 2022

share the fruit 

A game played during partis where, a bowl of fruit is marinated in alcoholic beverages and then people bite half of the fruit and the next person that bites it gets to make out with them.

OMG I played share the fruit last night, I don't even know who i made out with!!

share the fruit by ak02134 September 3, 2006

South Carolina Fruit Basket 

When a girl, or guy if you're into it, uses a fruit, usually a banana, to sexually please his/herself. Could also be a vegetable, such as a cucumber.

Guy 1: Dude, yesterday I walked in on my sister giving herself a South Carolina Fruit Basket!
Guy 2: Gross! I just hope she didn't put it back

South Carolina Fruit Basket by Sean O'Neil February 11, 2014

munch the whole fruit bowl 

The sexual act in which a person performing oral sex on a male fits the penis and balls in their mouth at once.

She dumped me after I asked her to munch the whole fruit bowl.

munch the whole fruit bowl by Emeritus_III November 30, 2017

fruit-dog 

The absolute true state of melancholic one feels when sad, pensive, dejected and simply unsure of feelings, circumstances and how to proceed or even IF one should proceed in any manner.

Lady Di was terribly fruit-dog when her boyfriend (BF) advised her he couldn't spend all his time with her and even suggested it was selfish of her to expect it.

fruit-dog by Lady Di January 13, 2007

fruit snack 

Male reproductive fluids that is to be consumed a by a male homosexual.

Jimbo: There is nothing to eat I'm so hungry that I can eat a monkey.

Chip: I got nothing to eat either but I have an idear, lets suck each other off and we'll both get a nice fruit snack when we're finished.

Jimbo & Chip: OM NOM NOM NOM NOM <in the 69 position>

fruit snack by aaron & david March 24, 2010