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Thursday, February 21 

Thursday, February 21. Otherwise known as Babooshkas birthday.

Babooshkas Greatest Achievements :

-finished a bowl of ice cream in one, yes I repeat, one night.
-has somehow managed to see damn near every tv show to date

-self proclaimed master at beer pong (still awaits to be seen)

Things u might catch Babooshka saying:
“Bonkers”

“Swamped”
*Thursday, February 21 *
No one:

Babooshka: THATS BONKERS

Furious FAP February

Furious FAP February is the whole month of February, when a guy who is participating, jacks off the number of times a day as the number of the day in the month, i.e. once on the Feb first, twice on Feb second, 3 times on Feb third, etc. On leap year - the dude gets a jo bud to jack him off 29 times.
I'm participating in Furious FAP February, and I'm right on schedule -- I've whacked off 4 times today!
Furious FAP February by USAF Cadet February 4, 2021

1st February 

Suck your boy best friends dick today! Time to unbuckles his belt and work it girlllll
Me: unbuckles boy best friends belt

Him: what are you doing? keep on going babe..

Me: it’s 1st February
1st February by Loxana February 1, 2021

19 February

National hit Julia day and bully your shortest friend.
19 February: National hit Julia day and bully your shortest friend.

Person: *hits Julia and stats bullying his shortest friend
Me: What are you doing!?
Person: It's hit Julia and bully your shortest friend day, do you want to join?
Me: Ok *joins them

You have to bully your shortest friend and hit Julia!
19 February by I'maMcchicken nugget February 16, 2020

January February March April May June July August September October November December 

Why are you typing all the 12 months into urban dictionary. You are such a bored ass if you search this. Do something productive, watch Youtube, but you decide to waste your time typing all the months into urban dictionary. Congratulations, you passed as any human can be bored. This is all you accomplished.
My friend has failed an essay in english, because they were to busy searching January February March April May June July August September October November December into urb.

No Fart February 

No Fart February is a pledge where someone can go the longest without farting since the inception when February rolls around.
Tim was gonna win No Fart February but ended up farting at the last minute.
No Fart February by BetterSkatez November 22, 2020