Douche and a half 

A person that is more than one douche, but isn’t quite enough to be two douches.

Kenny is a douche and a half because he called me a name and then apologized later.

Reesha’s boyfriend was being a douche and a half because he accepted girls friend requests, but never messaged them back.

Douche and a half by Mama lama July 30, 2018

douche fag 

also, douche faget. the name of the holiday given to the second week in January. A douche fag is also somebody who drives a jetta and/or can't grow a beard. Someone that isn't a santi or doesn't know sisky, is a douche fag. Finally, if you don't drink fuckin power thirst and run like a Kenyan ur a douche fag.

Dude, that guy wasn't sisky enough so he's a fuckin douche fag.

Fuck the step off you skanky douche fag.

That dirty russian just called me a fucking douche fag.

douche fag by Tyler Fox January 16, 2008

douche bag 

1. A man who considers Sepultura a nu-metal band.
2. A tool for vaginal hygene.

Look at this douche bag!

douche bag by pr0owner December 23, 2008

douche backwash 

someone who is the way annoying than your average "joe douchenozzle" and has need for a more insulting insult, because the backwash of the douche is the run off of what actually goes into the skanky, nasty pussy, so therefore calling someone douche backwash is way worse!

Hey, that guy on craigslist with stupid blinder shades flashing 20's and talking trash trying to pickup chicks is nothing more than douche backwash!

Even people all over the net are calling him douche backwash.

douche backwash by BJBob May 23, 2008

Douche bag 

a dispicable person=scumbag, prick

You little douche bag, you won't get away with that so easily.

Douche bag by Light Joker October 22, 2004

douche-nozzle 

The person you see walking down the street sporting a hot girlfriend who is way out of his league. The fact that he is porking her makes him a douche-nozzle.

Shannon Elizabeth's (Nadia from American Pie)husband Joe Reitman is a douche-nozzle.

douche-nozzle by Rick C. May 13, 2005

douche bag 

some one who speaks before they think

stirling is a massive douche bag because he dosent know what he is talking about

douche bag by mike qu July 26, 2008