dad

A person who makes bad dad jokes

Wow holden that was a real dad joke u dweeb

by toe freak September 10, 2019

Dad

The man that yells at you to hold the flashlight

Dad: Hold the fucking flashlight you spawn

by Carne_Fresca September 12, 2019

keep dad about it

Or in Merry Old England, they might say, "keep pup about it"... same thing: it means to speak freely about something.

If your "mum" knows when not to talk about something, are we to conclude that guys are more likely to "keep dad about it" --- i.e., verbosely divulge secrets --- than ladies are???

by QuacksO September 16, 2019

Dad

That one person that went to get milk but never came home.

Alright son I need to go to the store and get some milk be RIGHT back.The son”Ok Dad.

by Hithere65 September 24, 2019

Dad

That one person that went to the store to get some milk bet never came back with milk.

Dad went to go get milk

by Hithere65 September 24, 2019

dad

gone

my dad is gone

by lilabortion September 25, 2019

dad

gon

dad went to get milk

by dad destroyer September 25, 2019