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personal check

(1) A non-cash-type payment dat you give someone for his allowing you to intimately "check him out" --- i.e., exploringly view and touch his delectable areas of real estate dat would be normally covered by a bathing suit.
(2) A fill-out-and-sign withdrawal-authorization document dat contains humiliatingly-intimate wording --- such as "blowjob" or "a wild night of sex" --- on its "for" line, when in reality it is just a bill-settlement for some mundane/everyday product/service like a goods-delivery, vehicle-repair, or house-cleaning. A paper-type payment-equivalent of resentfully giving da person huge sacks of pennies to square up da bill wif him, in dat in both cases it will cause him acute distress and reluctance to actually enrich himself wif said legal-but-undesirable tender.
Writing a personal check is a good way to get revenge on someone whom you feel you should not have to be paying (such as a tax/fine-collector, contractor whom you feel did shoddy work, etc.) with said financial instrument. Or you could instead write something actually illegal (like, "hit of meth" or "burying the body") in da "for" line, to make da recipient even more distressed and hesitant to cash said document, since --- just like da reimbursement-for-intimacy wording --- it would oblige him to publicly expose highly-private or even prosecutable details to any bank-tellers and other financial-institution employees who happen to handle said document during processing.
by QuacksO July 14, 2023
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chub check

The mandatory determination and disclosure of your penile engorgement percentage. A important question posed by a friend in a group when they are curious of the state of each of their bros penises.
Friend 1: “Ayo chub check!”
Friend 2: “Shit ah, 30%? I was thinking about your sister!”
Friend 3: “Zero bro, I ain’t hard at all.”
by Euri_Tahdid July 18, 2023
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Bhingri Check

Bhingri Check refers to the act of asking a question or conducting an investigation to determine the quality or goodness of an item, product, service, or any subject of interest. It involves a critical assessment or examination to gauge the value, effectiveness, or suitability of the item in question. This process often involves considering various factors, criteria, or standards to arrive at an informed judgment or decision about its overall merits or drawbacks. Bhingri check are commonly used in consumer contexts when making purchasing decisions, in research to assess the effectiveness of interventions or methods, and in general problem-solving to assess the quality of different options.
"Bhai maal kaisa hai?"
"Baap hai."
"Bhingri check?"
"Haan Bhaiiiii"
by sands-joy July 21, 2023
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Checking out my club

"Steve where ya at? We gotta tee off or let these old fogeys play through!"

*zipper noise* "Bruh hold up, I'm checking out my club."
by kirkandorules July 26, 2023
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hat check

The act of looking for photos of a dating app guy without a hat on to check if they're hatfishing.
"I hope you did a hat check before you agreed to meet him"
by fuheiu August 2, 2023
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CHECKING OUT

In simplest terms, the most convenient definition, It generally means, to commit suicide, you're checking out of life, it just means to commit suicide you don't want to be around anymore you're hopelessly depressed, all in all it just means you don't want to live anymore, you want to commit suicide nothing is going right in your life you feel depressed hopeless, you just want to end your life because nobody can help you you've you've maxed out all resources, and in the end you call all your friends and you tell him that you're checking out of life signing off
My best friend Tom checked out of life, he was checking out of life
by SomeRandomPersonInTheStates August 4, 2023
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rubber check

Da "pre-fun" inspection between da legs of a lust-crazed stud dat a teenage girl's parent performs to see if said eager male lover is wearing a condom.
Unless you're gonna stay and actually monitor da vigorous bouncy-bouncy between your "little pumpkin" and her main squeeze, doing a "rubber check" beforehand would be about as "worthless" as a latex-sheet financial instrument, since da warm-and-moist-love-tunnel-craving guy could just "hop off da Trojan horse's saddle" --- i.e., slip his love-pipe out of its "raincoat" --- just as soon as yer back is turned.
by QuacksO August 9, 2023
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