by Alizee<3er August 31, 2013
Get the cold dickingmug. Continuously taking cold showers can rapidly affect your sperm count and over time cause shrinkage to male genitals (penis).
Man 1: "Im worried my penis is shrinking."
Man 2: "Well stop taking all thoes cold showers!"
* Permanent affects of men taking cold showers *
Man 2: "Well stop taking all thoes cold showers!"
* Permanent affects of men taking cold showers *
by Dr Small Penis April 20, 2023
Get the permanent affects of men taking cold showersmug. Similar to hot boxing, but cold and with your cooch. Creating a tent of cold for your nether regions using the back center unit of an SUV or Minivan and a skirt, towel, or blanket to create an exceptionally cold tent area for your cooch.
by WtF004 September 2, 2023
Get the Cold Coochingmug. A moment of public humiliation for a cheater, caused not by their betrayed partner, but by an innocent bystander who accidentally reveals their deception.
The term describes the scenario where a person, completely unaware of the romantic drama, unintentionally outs the cheater in a public place. This usually involves an offhand comment, a mistaken identity, or a simple greeting that exposes the affair to the partner or a mutual friend. It's the ultimate "whoops" moment, where the cheater is caught not by a detective, but by a doorbell camera.
The term describes the scenario where a person, completely unaware of the romantic drama, unintentionally outs the cheater in a public place. This usually involves an offhand comment, a mistaken identity, or a simple greeting that exposes the affair to the partner or a mutual friend. It's the ultimate "whoops" moment, where the cheater is caught not by a detective, but by a doorbell camera.
Example 1:
“He was on a dinner date with his side-piece when a coworker walked by and yelled, 'Hey, how was that anniversary cruise with your wife?' It was a perfect Cold Play.”
Example 2:
“Her affair was a secret until her neighbor came over to return a sweater and said, 'You dropped this at Mark's house last night.' It was the ultimate Cold Play.”
“He was on a dinner date with his side-piece when a coworker walked by and yelled, 'Hey, how was that anniversary cruise with your wife?' It was a perfect Cold Play.”
Example 2:
“Her affair was a secret until her neighbor came over to return a sweater and said, 'You dropped this at Mark's house last night.' It was the ultimate Cold Play.”
by Leonarmil July 21, 2025
Get the Cold Playmug. Hym "Aw yeah... Get that cold washcloth all up on muh brainz.... Mmm... That's better. 10/10 would recommend a cold washcloth for your brains. Maybe some peas. Go get some peas. Put em on your brain-cage... It's good. Trust me."
by Hym Iam June 7, 2024
Get the Cold washclothmug. A party in which a predetermined lady with an absurdly low body temperature needs to be warmed. It is the goal, and obligation, of each and every party member to warm said lady in any way possible (i.e flame torch, boiler, or snuggie). Those who warm the lady most effectively as determined by said lady win a prize determined by the party host.
by Ian Thane November 20, 2009
Get the Cold-Lady Partymug. "I Gave My Girlfriend A Yeast Infection Cause I Ate Her Out After Mouthwashing, Now I Have Cold Pasta"
by SupermanNextDoor May 12, 2021
Get the Cold Pastamug.