Chode

typically a dude called Gustav, they often suffer from the highly unacceptable sickness called having a chode

look at that chode!!! are you sure you aren't a Gustav

by Gustavisachode March 11, 2020

Chode

typically a dude called Gustav. He often suffers from the unacceptable sickness known as having a chode (short and wide dick)

OH you penis is such a chode!! sure your name isn't Gustav?!

by Gustavisachode March 11, 2020

Chode

A short fat dick. Width is longer than height. Full boner looks like a meatball. Serious turn off for the ladies. Can also be used as an insult.

“OMG Have y’all heard about the roomer going around that Peyton and grant have chodes” “leave me alone you fucking chode”

by Sensai WALL-ee December 19, 2019

CHODE

A PENIS THAT IS WIDER THAN IT IS LONG!

Last time I did it the guy had a chode and it would not fit in my mouth or pussy so he liked my pussy instead.

by Bubba’s nut January 10, 2020

Chode

A penis that is wider than it is long.

Have you guys seen J-Rob lately?
Yeah that guy is a huge chode!

by Skkkkringdinggg January 21, 2020

Chode

Tiny white male, that's dick is wider than long. Jealousy for all men with dicks over 1"

That's the smallest dick.... I mean chode I've ever seen. You should be ashamed of yourself.

by No Muff 2 Tuff January 24, 2020

Chode Wood

A 'Chode Wood' is a man who possesses a massive chode, whose girth greatly exceeds the length.

oh look its chode wood!!!

by wagglewigglewoggle April 3, 2020