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blood donation

something nice to do for humanity, especially if you have a less common blood type, or a rare one.

go figure out your full blood type (what's your rh, do you know?), and donate. make it a cool bonding activity that you do with your friends, family, significant other(s), teammates or co-workers, for the good of others...then go brag about it online to make it even more popular, but also to feel better about your selflessness, get those virtual applause and boost your level in the merciless world of online presence.

this can also be a motivator to keep yourself healthier (read it how you see fit, focus on what matters). would you want someone to get bad blood? obviously not! do regular blood check-ups.

also, check before you donate if you can. sometimes you might not be the best person to do so, for example, if you have low blood pressure, just got a tattoo or other skin procedures (wait 6 months), smoke pot sometimes (get clean first, you have bigger issues, you are making your brain mush), take diet pills or other medication that you should not, etc.
blood donation impasse:

Doug: why should i give MY blood away? i need it.
Reason: coward!
by wokeup2this July 11, 2022
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Purley blood

Purley blood is a rock band from winter garden Florida. They have two goals. To make music great again and to bring back rock music. The members are: zack Smith, Irshad khan and Timothy Brock. They are by far the coolest guys you will ever meet. Zack dresses like a god but is a demon from hell. Irshad dresses like a rocker and has great hair. Timothy is one of the most chill person ever. Purley blood is basically like this.”you make the rules and they break them”.
Purley blood is going to make music great again.
by You’d onto let May 4, 2019
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Showering in blood

I've been showering in blood since Tuesday.
by Sexy not 615 July 2, 2016
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Playing For Blood

To flirt unseriously or with the intent of catching a body; to play for a bloodkill.
Friend1: Do you think it’ll go anywhere with this Hinge girl?
Friend2: Nahhhh I’m playing for blood.
by shawntalllll May 13, 2025
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Blood gamble

To take a large risk in order to gain a small benefit.

Derived from the video game Nuclear Throne. Where the playable character Skeleton gambles their HP in order to gain faster reloading.
P1: Did you see what Paul did?
P2: Yeah, that was such a Blood Gamble!
by FishCanRoll February 9, 2025
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having salt in your blood

Once you get the salt in your blood you have a desire to go out on the ocean. Being on land gets boring after a while. It doesn’t take long to get salt in your blood. The lifestyle, the adventure, it is nothing that can compare to it.
He was experiencing what the maritime community refers to as “having salt in your blood.”
by Translator2000 September 16, 2018
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Tiger Blood

A feline bloodstream. Permits you to OD on drugs or just take shitloads and survive. See Charlie Sheen.
Charlie Sheen: IM BI-WINNING AND I HAVE TIGER BLOOD!!
by Your Mother 69 March 30, 2011
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