1) Someone who is extremely unfortunate, used as a term of slight pity; presumably as they are being mistreated by God.
2) Someone who follows their religion with a zealour. (Mainly directed at Christians.)
2) Someone who follows their religion with a zealour. (Mainly directed at Christians.)
1) I lost my wallet, my dog died, and I failed my degree.
Wow, you really are god's bitch.
2) Jesus Christ, will you stop being God's bitch?
Wow, you really are god's bitch.
2) Jesus Christ, will you stop being God's bitch?
by darkshaow September 20, 2005
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Get the Pretty Bitch mug.An otherwise heterosexual prisoner force into sexual submission to one or more stronger prisoners. Same a "punk."
by BxMuscle January 18, 2004
Get the prison bitch mug.a bitch ass bitch would say "o yipee! i won 20$ im going to leave the casino"
or "i would go out tonight but i have an accounting test in two weeks"
or "lets watch pathfinder"
and he would jerk off to the racounters/jackwhite/anamie porn
or "i would go out tonight but i have an accounting test in two weeks"
or "lets watch pathfinder"
and he would jerk off to the racounters/jackwhite/anamie porn
by yo'boy April 17, 2011
Get the bitch ass bitch mug.noun; the arguement/disagreement and/or 'battle of will' between a guy and a girl, that ends up leading one or the other to want and lust for their partner.
Usually by saying things that aren't necessarily true, like admitting your wrong when your right, like setting up a pawn on the chess table. If you make the right strategic metaphorical moves, you'll end up saying "Check Mate Baby"
Bitch Chess is done via txt msgs the majority of the time.
Usually by saying things that aren't necessarily true, like admitting your wrong when your right, like setting up a pawn on the chess table. If you make the right strategic metaphorical moves, you'll end up saying "Check Mate Baby"
Bitch Chess is done via txt msgs the majority of the time.
girl:"I dont know if i want you to come over my house, my parents are home and i have alot of home work to do..."
guy:"Oh, thats ok, I can help you with your home work if you want or we can hang out some other time"
girl:"Ok, well actually why dont you just wait until i finish my homework, then i could stop by your place?"
guy:"Yeah, sure you can"
Check Mate.
girl:"Your such a fucking asshole you'll never change. Your the sorriest piece of shit i have ever seen"
guy:"Yeah? well screw you too bitch. I dont need your shit anyways."
girl:"Hahaha yeah right, You know your gonna miss this ass. Your pathetic. It's sad"
guy:"Yeah whatever, look leave me alone, i don't want shit to do with you, or your ass. Maybe when you can grow up and not act to immature we can talk again.."
3 WEEKS LATER
girl:"Hey, how have you been?"
guy:"pretty good how about you?
girl:"I've been ok. I was just seein if you wanted to hang out or something..."
guy:"Sure what do you wanna do?"
girl:"Idk, care if i come over in a little bit?"
guy:"Sure, if you would like to."
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guy2:"You still playin Bitch Chess with that one girl?
guy:"Yeah the final pawn fell into place earlier today lol."
guy2:"My manz."
Check Mate
guy:"Oh, thats ok, I can help you with your home work if you want or we can hang out some other time"
girl:"Ok, well actually why dont you just wait until i finish my homework, then i could stop by your place?"
guy:"Yeah, sure you can"
Check Mate.
girl:"Your such a fucking asshole you'll never change. Your the sorriest piece of shit i have ever seen"
guy:"Yeah? well screw you too bitch. I dont need your shit anyways."
girl:"Hahaha yeah right, You know your gonna miss this ass. Your pathetic. It's sad"
guy:"Yeah whatever, look leave me alone, i don't want shit to do with you, or your ass. Maybe when you can grow up and not act to immature we can talk again.."
3 WEEKS LATER
girl:"Hey, how have you been?"
guy:"pretty good how about you?
girl:"I've been ok. I was just seein if you wanted to hang out or something..."
guy:"Sure what do you wanna do?"
girl:"Idk, care if i come over in a little bit?"
guy:"Sure, if you would like to."
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guy2:"You still playin Bitch Chess with that one girl?
guy:"Yeah the final pawn fell into place earlier today lol."
guy2:"My manz."
Check Mate
by GFrock Da GenIuS February 5, 2010
Get the Bitch Chess mug.My friend's mother died from cancer, she was an amazing woman, she didn't deserve this. I'm so sorry C.
CANCER IS A BITCH.
FUCK CANCER.
I LOVED HIM.
He drifted away ever since.
I will never give up on you.
CANCER IS A BITCH.
FUCK CANCER.
I LOVED HIM.
He drifted away ever since.
I will never give up on you.
I' sorry Cooper, cancer is a bitch...
Cooper smiled, a tiny one, but,
I'm glad I'm here to help him....
Cooper smiled, a tiny one, but,
I'm glad I'm here to help him....
by AnditheAsian January 17, 2017
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A bitch in which a guy has known since the sandbox. During their adolescence. The guy will be harrassed by his peers-- they all wonder why he hasn't hit up his sandbox bitch. One does not simply hit up a sandbox bitch.
A bitch in which a guy has known since the sandbox. During their adolescence. The guy will be harrassed by his peers-- they all wonder why he hasn't hit up his sandbox bitch. One does not simply hit up a sandbox bitch.
"Damn, jake and Kelsey have known each other since preschool, why ain't they screwing in the school bathroom?"
"Show some modesty bozo, Kelsey is jakes sandbox bitch, show some respect!"
"Show some modesty bozo, Kelsey is jakes sandbox bitch, show some respect!"
by Stuffwithrock June 24, 2015
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