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God's bitch

1) Someone who is extremely unfortunate, used as a term of slight pity; presumably as they are being mistreated by God.

2) Someone who follows their religion with a zealour. (Mainly directed at Christians.)
1) I lost my wallet, my dog died, and I failed my degree.

Wow, you really are god's bitch.

2) Jesus Christ, will you stop being God's bitch?
by darkshaow September 20, 2005
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Pretty Bitch

You surpassed being a pretty boy which makes you prettier then all your bitches (females)
Damn BasedGod, Im a Pretty Bitch.
by BasedSwag December 29, 2010
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prison bitch

An otherwise heterosexual prisoner force into sexual submission to one or more stronger prisoners. Same a "punk."
The Texcalis on cellblock C made made the new guy their prison bitch.
by BxMuscle January 18, 2004
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Bitch Chess

noun; the arguement/disagreement and/or 'battle of will' between a guy and a girl, that ends up leading one or the other to want and lust for their partner.

Usually by saying things that aren't necessarily true, like admitting your wrong when your right, like setting up a pawn on the chess table. If you make the right strategic metaphorical moves, you'll end up saying "Check Mate Baby"

Bitch Chess is done via txt msgs the majority of the time.
girl:"I dont know if i want you to come over my house, my parents are home and i have alot of home work to do..."

guy:"Oh, thats ok, I can help you with your home work if you want or we can hang out some other time"

girl:"Ok, well actually why dont you just wait until i finish my homework, then i could stop by your place?"

guy:"Yeah, sure you can"

Check Mate.

girl:"Your such a fucking asshole you'll never change. Your the sorriest piece of shit i have ever seen"

guy:"Yeah? well screw you too bitch. I dont need your shit anyways."

girl:"Hahaha yeah right, You know your gonna miss this ass. Your pathetic. It's sad"

guy:"Yeah whatever, look leave me alone, i don't want shit to do with you, or your ass. Maybe when you can grow up and not act to immature we can talk again.."

3 WEEKS LATER

girl:"Hey, how have you been?"

guy:"pretty good how about you?

girl:"I've been ok. I was just seein if you wanted to hang out or something..."

guy:"Sure what do you wanna do?"

girl:"Idk, care if i come over in a little bit?"

guy:"Sure, if you would like to."

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guy2:"You still playin Bitch Chess with that one girl?

guy:"Yeah the final pawn fell into place earlier today lol."

guy2:"My manz."

Check Mate
by GFrock Da GenIuS February 5, 2010
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Bitch-slice

With a stranger:
Fighting words. Used as an insult.

Between friends:
A person who has committed a small act of bitchery. The connotation is similar to that of a bro, brosky, homie, or boy- but this is the girls version.
example one (not friendly)
Girls in a club
Stranger 1: *spills drink on stranger no. 2*
Stranger 2: You wanna go, Bitch-slice?

example two (small act of bitchery between friends)
Friend A: That was your ice cream? Sorry... I kinda ate the last spoon...
Friend B: Ugh, you bitch-slice.

example three (between friends)

Friend 1: WASSSSSSAPPPPP bitch slice?!
Friend 2: AHHHHH QUE PASO!??
by latenightsgreatnights August 3, 2009
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friend bitch

a girls friend who is extremely obnoxious and cock blocks all night. aka the female version of a cock-blocker.
"I can't get no pussy because of that friend bitch"
by soopachick April 22, 2010
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bitch lady

A lady that comes off bitchy no matter if she's trying to or not.
Boy 1: Man, that teacher is so annoying.

Boy 2: Ya, she's a real bitch lady, isn't she.

Boy 1: No doubt.
by HeyBabyMyNameIzLeon August 29, 2009
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