Alabama Penguin Slider

When a dump is so sticky and large that it slides down the side of the toilet bowl so slow and long enough for you to see after finishing that you witness it's movement before flushing.

"Dude get in here and check out this Alabama Penguin Slider I just dropped while it's still going!"

by r3dm4n May 23, 2024

alabama grandma

A Boomer / Karen who is racist or otherwise conservative.

My teacher refused to call my friend by their pronouns. What an Alabama Grandma.

by Alana808 May 26, 2024

alabama drum brake

When you squeeze your cousins balls so hard they momentarily stop breathing.

Cleetus dropped trow right there in the kitchen and I gave him an Alabama drum brake. There's still jizz on the ceiling.

by Bigblackorthodontist May 28, 2024

Alabama Dump Truck

When you stand back to back with someone holding up each other’s weight, and take a dump in to the same toilet at the same time

This weekend my boy and I both had to take a dump at the same time, and decided to head to the bathroom for an Alabama Dump Truck.

by RD94 November 25, 2021

Alabama

The State Where You Can Date Your Couson And Not Get Arrested

people in alabama date their sisters

by Doctorwho101 November 26, 2021

Alabama Peck

The act of punching someone in the face as hard as you can. Like I’m talking really rocking someone’s shit.

If Dave keeps up with his shit I’m gonna have to give him an Alabama Peck .

by Fuck Yah Life BingBong December 1, 2021

Alabama Pile Driver

Defecating on a woman’s head during a threesome.

Man, did you hear about Vince giving that chick an Alabama Pile Driver?

by KandyKane1-4-69 February 9, 2024