It's where your dad (or other family member) finiahes inside your mom ( or other family member) who then paints you and your siblings face with the warm Alabama molasses.
by Noemad April 8, 2022
Get the Alabama toaster strudelmug. We went to our cousins first communion and it turned into a real Alabama Birthday Party when her parents got drunk and starting fighting after.
by Candyapplesnatcher October 5, 2025
Get the Alabama Birthday Partymug. A vindictive procedure where a man wearing a condom uses a liniment such as Icy Hot or Ben Gay-type heating rub as a condom lubricant (applied only to the exterior or the condom) to give a sexual partner (usually a woman) a nasty, painful surprise.
“She complained that my dong was so small that she could barely tell I was inside her, so I decided to give her an Alabama Hot pocket-- tell me you can't feel THAT, *****!”
by HarleyinKY February 7, 2020
Get the Alabama Hot pocketmug. He couldn't come out with the boys because he was getting Alabama alley docked by her all night at home.
by Bg71112 January 2, 2022
Get the ALABAMA ALLEY DOCKmug. I was fucking Becky last night in the barn and she gave me an Alabama snowstorm, I was washing my face for hours!
by Schmeaty661 December 19, 2023
Get the Alabama Snowstormmug. A brunette girl who doesn’t need to wear much makeup. She thinks she is attractive and sometimes can be. Has mommy problems. Some people say she is too much, but she thinks she is not enough. She has one love that she keeps going back to, even though he treats her horribly. She is the nicest person you will ever meet.
by nevergiveup746 January 10, 2022
Get the Alabamamug. by 6BBC9 December 25, 2018
Get the Alabama Road Burnmug.