Dessert dick (noun):
When a man goes without sex or being in a sexual altercation for a long period of time
When a man goes without sex or being in a sexual altercation for a long period of time
by trapo100 October 7, 2016
Get the dessert dickmug. When a male is trying to perform intercourse with a female and his penis cannot become erect. Instead of informing the female he cannot perform, he instead penetrates the female with multiple fingers and acts as if he is using his penis.
"Yeah dude, I drank too many red bull and vodkas last night so my dick was soft as dough. I just Dick Dupee'd Kim so I didn't look like an asshole. She was drunk too so she had no clue"
by Lebronovan McJames May 14, 2013
Get the Dick Dupee'dmug. My girlfriend was at the mall.
Some dude said hello to her.
I said who is that she said, Some guy my friend did, she said he is hung like a gerbil Dick
Some dude said hello to her.
I said who is that she said, Some guy my friend did, she said he is hung like a gerbil Dick
by Thenry February 22, 2024
Get the Gerbil Dickmug. 
on September 12 every year, girls celebrate national grab dick day!! grab a guys dick on that day. CHALLENGE YOUR FRIENDS, who can grab the most dicks in one day.
by Flashes00 September 11, 2019
Get the National grab dick daymug. by yoyo_the_mcg_a_m_e_r January 7, 2023
Get the dickmug. 