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ass tobacco

Tobacco smuggled into a prison or jail(usually inside a condom or saran wrap) by means of an inmates anal cavity.
I heard you're getting released today! No more ass tobacco for you!

(In song) They like to smoke that(pause) ass tobacco!
by Oatmeal the serial killer April 18, 2018
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my ass

something very thicccc (with 4 c’s)
boy; woah, look at her ass. it’s pretty hot.

me: my ass 🥵.
by myassishot December 22, 2019
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Gays Asses

DUNZZ AND HIS GAYS ASSES
by Kinerf69420 November 12, 2022
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Nasty Ass

The dog named Beretta’s, butt.
That’s one Nasty Ass smell.
by Dino_Eyelashes August 22, 2020
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Ad-clear Ass-Monkey

An individual so horrible at the video game: Destiny 2, that the only role they can secure in a multi-player activity is to kill weaker enemies inside of damage encounters.
Where is that Ad-clear Ass-Monkey, and why the fuck isn't he killing ads?
by Jikinirdon June 2, 2024
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Ass Blaster

The final phase of the graboid lifecycle. Just like shriekers, they hunt using heat sensors on their head. They are capable of flying by mixing a chemical compound inside their bodies and igniting it out their ass to achieve blast off.
Ass Blasters have eggs in them which carries the next generation of Graboids.
by Midwestern idiot July 30, 2024
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Assness

The quality of being immensely ineffective at said task.
Person 1: Person 2 you're cheating.
Person 2: Bro your assness is immaculate.
by XeerOh February 22, 2024
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