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dick kelly

He is the greatest teacher to walk the earth and always has his favorite kids in advisory.
Hey mr kellly we love you
Thanks dick kelly
by Dick Kelly June 9, 2018
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Saliva dick

When you received heade the day before or earlier that day but didn’t shower or wash it off.
Man I wanted to shower but didn’t wanna lose the saliva dick my girl gave me.
by Allfather23 March 17, 2024
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Small Dick Syndrome

When a man (most likely white) has to show off their toxic superiority by acting aggressively to overcompensate for their lack of manhood.

They will behave in such a manner that they believe it’s a public service announcement that people should know about that they have a small dick.

These men have developed a hatred for women that started with their own mother when she didn’t break it to them as a child that he will remain small for the rest of his life.

It is common for men with small dick syndrome to do the following;

- drive either a jacked up 4WD utility vehicle or a Holden Commodore
- does burnouts in residential areas in the rain or at 3am
- other throws his unwanted two cents on social media on how he is so much better than everyone else by treating those who he doesn’t perceive as “normal” as dog shit.
- abuse their intimate partners, including blaming them for their small dick

There’s many men today who have small dick syndrome cannot get over their mummy issues, are employed in toxic misogyny jobs such as politics, aviation, emergency services, military, trades, hospitality or professional sport.

Once a man with small dick syndrome has been called out for their behaviour especially by a woman, they find it an extremely touchy subject, because they cannot believe a woman can see through their bullshit.
*Stranger gives help on social media by commenting several times a similar post of their experiences of product or service*

Man With Small Dick Syndrome: Why do you care to even post the same thing on so many comments? Get over yourself you dumb bitch!

Stranger: I’m sorry that mommy didn’t break it to you gently enough for your fragile ego to cope that you have small dk syndrome.

We don’t need to know all about what you’re not packing.

Man With Small Dick Syndrome: Fuck you, slut, you sound like a person with an unhealthy obsession with my dick.

Stranger: No I am female, I can see right through your bullshit.
by FartLady77 May 23, 2022
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B2 dick

Kinda like some b2 pussy, only it b2 small or b2 quick
Man that nigga got some b2 dick he too snall to be finishing that fast 🤷🏻 ♀️
by Ninozoroni October 20, 2017
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dick

either a jerk or a male private part people either love it or not.
''Tyler is one big dick''
by raineseypoo February 19, 2022
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Dick ducking

When a female is saying sexual stuff, but in person, they don’t stand by it
by Posley January 20, 2023
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Gradey Dick

Did you see Gradey Dick cooked”
“What you mean by that?”
by The goat is Steph curry December 12, 2024
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