Person 1: “Yo did you know that Jacob microwaves his chips prior to eating them”
Person 2: “There is no way that is true”
Person 1: “Soft dick, he did it last night after eating an edible”
Person 2: “There is no way that is true”
Person 1: “Soft dick, he did it last night after eating an edible”
by Totallynotjordi November 12, 2020
Get the Soft Dickmug. When someone give the expression of being macho and grandiose. But when the time comes to deliver, they under fulfil and you are left severely disappointed.
Friend A: Did you see Dave last night at the party? He was on fire!
Friend B: ohh I was with him last week, hes nice to talk to but once you get to know him you will see he's just small dick confidence.
Friend B: ohh I was with him last week, hes nice to talk to but once you get to know him you will see he's just small dick confidence.
by Maverick601 August 25, 2018
Get the Small dick confidencemug. by dandadanman April 16, 2024
Get the Dick of all tradesmug. Description of an incel, or generally intolerable person who bashes his cock against a keyboard like a hammer, usually a simp/shitposter on reddit. Unable to formulate educational thoughts due to lack of blood to the brain. So instead of using the penis as intended, they use it as a hammer.
by Toman Captain #2 August 29, 2021
Get the Hammer Dickmug. by Aguyfromgreece December 5, 2022
Get the Neighbor’s dickmug. I cannot contain my male genitalia or commonly referred to as "dick" , in my lower body apparel that's purpose is to bound my genitalia and is referred to as "pants".
by Big_106 December 3, 2017
Get the Dickmug. When somebody is constantly getting in your business, mostly when they have something against you that really isn't that important, but they treat it as the worst thing to happen since 9/11.
by NabiVR December 21, 2023
Get the On Dickmug.