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Fuck about dick

The state of being aggressively ignorant. One who knows exactly jack shit about what they’re doing yet they force us all into their complete fuckary. They are so stupid they make you say ridiculous shit that you know doesn’t make sense but you could not give a fuck less.
My family is having an intervention for me because they think I jerk off too much but they called the cops on my girlfriend. Now she’s in prison and I would be out getting laid but my entire family has been screwing me over while they plan this intervention. They don’t know fuck about dick.
by Crucially Dreaming March 6, 2023
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he could talk the dick off a wombat

Australian slang for someone who talks too much. Someone who keeps a conversation alive even after the other person has made cues to leave.
*someone talking to someone for 5 plus minutes, despite the opposite person trying to exit the building*
Person 1: "Strewth, old mate over there, he could talk the dick off a wombat with how long he's been chatting up this fella for".
by oldmate694life March 7, 2023
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"Well dip my dick in a cup of hot water!, I haven't see you in years!"
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Hard as my dick when I see a naked chick

Just a random thing to say that somethings difficult
Me: *dies in game*
"Dammit. That's as hard as my dick when I see a naked chick!"
by Retard_Ryan March 15, 2023
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King Of Sucking Dick

King Of Sucking Dick Is Ronan/Marco.
If You are Friend with him you better safe guard your dicko.
by 1.50GB waala March 18, 2023
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whittling a wooden dick

to spend large amounts of time by yourself doing questionable ( homosexual) things.
Anybody seen Dale? He's probably in his shed whittling a wooden dick. A secret h-mo? You don't say.
by Jim Ridge March 21, 2023
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whittling a wooden dick

to spend large amounts of time by yourself doing questionable ( homosexual) things.
Anybody seen Dale? He's probably in his shed whittling a wooden dick. A secret h-mo? You don't say.
by Jim Ridge March 21, 2023
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