Dirty Mayonnaise

When you Shove a pickle so far up your Ass/Anus that it travels up your stomach and comes out of your mouth into a man's mouth. It may look like chunky Mayonnaise

I am going to give you a Dirty Mayonnaise tonight baby girl (literal)

by MayoGott October 07, 2024

dirty vec

Ginger Italian who hates it when your cock is out in his kitchen. Dirty Vec is actually pretty clean and slick like a lubed dick. Commonly found with his boyz

Yo look it's dirty Vec and the boyz

by Dirty_vec July 28, 2017

dirty jastarn

The act of skulling two stubies at the same time like a walrus whilst having their ass ate by a midget

That dirty jastarn was mental could ony get that in tailand

by Underaverage January 27, 2023

dirty vita

a ps vita that belonged to a gooner.

shit man i gotta get rid of that dirty vita before my mom finds it.

by theoriginaljayz April 12, 2024

dirty wrigley

when your having sex and you yell: HOLY CHIPPINCH MY SHRIGLEY IS SHOWING

damn dude i had a dirty wrigley last night
dang that must’ve been weird

by oscar the fat kid April 14, 2020

Dirty Kalarni

When you go to eat your raspberry pie and your girl pees on you

Man 1: yeah I was going down on my girl and she gave me a dirty Kalarni

by Dollophead rule 34 May 08, 2021

Doing em dirty

The act of digging up a dead body and having sex with it using mud and dirt as lube

"Got real desparate last night and had to settle with doing em dirty"

by Mikey Hatman January 24, 2023