dirty perve

A (or the) Dirty perve is the worst of the worst: The dirt worst in many ways.

A Dirty perve will comment on the look of young women's hair, often be found perving around the beach ogling the finer sex or staring at any cleavage he can sniff out.

A recent discovery has also revealed a dirty perve will almost always have slippery fingers

Look at him, he is such a dirty perve.

The dirty perve is a disgrace, how does he get away with it.

by Hypnometh June 9, 2018

Dirty Alysia

When you're lickin your bf's starfish and he starts singing Thunder Rolls by Garth Brooks just before finishing on your silk pillow case.

I tried giving him a little birthday bonus last night and he hit me with a Dirty Alysia

by Boner Champ 86 April 1, 2020

Dirty Undertaker

Is when you fake your own death and during the funeral you come out the coffin with your eyes rolled and stick your finger up someone's ass

Damn that funeral was crazy! He did a dirty Undertaker out of nowhere!

by XionGrey May 1, 2025

Dirty Dinadan

A sex act. The dirty Dinadan opens the receivers anus with a shoe horn before proceeding to insert a camera lense into the rectum. Once inserted the dirty Dinadan will zoom in and out whilst recording, extending and retracting the lense so the receiver is penetrated by the camera. He will do this until the receiver shouts “Jack this is foul”. The giver and receiver then eat a bowl of crunchy nut cereal and bond while watching the footage from the dirty Dinadan

I haven’t seen my girlfriend in 2 weeks. When I go and visit her from uni l, I’m gonna give her the dirty Dinadan

by Jeck foul February 24, 2024

Dirty stinky black nigger

When Ryan scoble is getting really black and annoying

Ryan your actually a dirty stinky black nigger

by Thesigma742 June 20, 2024

Dirty Tb

The Dirty Tb is the sexual act of ordering a durum with extra chili. As the worker looks at you in disbelief, you immediatly whip your 10 foot punisher and tell the kebabman "i like it creamy", whereafter you begin ferociously fucking the durum in the shop. After you're done with the durum, you ask the kebabman if he would like a round of the Dirty Tb, he looks at you confused and tell you to come to the back. Here you start giving the kebabman wha the deserves, and start putting all the chilli right up his kebabman-hole.

Guy 1: "I want to open a kebabshop, but i'm afraid of getting hit by the dirty Tb"
Guy 2: "I wouldn't worry about it bro, it's kinda nice tbh"

by TobberSlobber February 15, 2022

Dirty Cot

Using the tears and fluids of your victims as fabric softer for your bed sheets.

Why is your bed so stiff, yet pleasant on the thighs?

Well, I've been cultivating my dirty cot for many moons.

by qazoz April 14, 2020