Dirty Rowan

A horny boy with erectile dysfunction.
He is very good looking however can't pull.
He normally looks like a dirty Mexican or a dangerous Cuban depending on thr day
If you ask him to make you a salad let's just say he will toss it as he shows up to school with pink eye most days

Fucking hell that homeless man is a dirty rowan

by Sheepshagger6942069! September 5, 2024

Dirty Deeds done with Sheep

A rendition of AC/DC's "Dirty Deeds done dirt cheap" created by the infamous Bob Rivers.

Likely not safe for work, at least once he sheepishly confesses to pulling the wool over your eyes.

If you're havin trouble with you barnyard friends
Youve got a thing for ewes
Been countin sheep but you're not in bed
Heres what you gotta do:
Get out the barn stay off the farm!
Go read a nursery rhyme.
Don't ring 976-BAAA
That kind of loves a crime!

Dirty deeds done with sheep
Dirty deeds. Little Bo Peep
Dirty deeds done with sheep
Dirty deeds, and they're done with sheep
Dirty deeds, and they're done with sheep

My friend Larry has a little lamb
Her fleece is white as snow.
He keeps bragging 'bout her night and day
Someone should tell him, No,
Look at the flock they're all in shock!
Here comes that mutton fan.
Knock off the fleece Give them some peace.
Don't be a barn door man!

Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Dirty deeds. Little Bo Peep!
Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Dirty deeds, and they're done with sheep!
Dirty deeds, and they're done with sheep!

Velcro gloves Knee pads Late-night dates
Done with sheep!
Warning signs Electric fences High Voltage!
Done with sheep!
Dirty deeds
Don't tell em what I've done to you!
Done with sheep!
Dirty deeds
Dirty deeds
Dirty deeds, done with sheep! Aaaargh!

(Quiet, girls! I think the shepherds coming!)

by bitchuck September 8, 2024

DIRTY BOLEN

When you eat so much Mexican food that u have liquid diarrhea and you don’t wipe or flush. The purpose of not wiping is so you can save it as a tasty treat for when your trying to sleep and don’t want to get up and get food, and the reason for not flushing is so you can go to the toilet with an empty pickle and scoop out the watery poop with the pickle and eat it.

I ate way to much Mexican and had diarrhea so I made a Dirty Bolen pickle.

by BolenFan101 September 10, 2024

The dirty librarian

A sex act where the woman or respective bottom reads a book while the man or respective top has sex with them in an attempt to disrupt their reading.

I gave my girlfriend the dirty librarian last night while she was reading

by Supergirlglue September 12, 2024

Dirty Kyle

Shits on his dads face then licks it vigorously off his tongue. Proceeds to rainbow kiss him and have sex with his grandmother, sucks her flabby tits and rails her against a cactus.

Oh shucks its Dirty Kyle

by FlabbyGrannys September 13, 2024

dirty hoe

A garden implement.

Who is that seedy man who keeps hanging around with that dirty hoe?

Oh, that's the gardener.

by bitchuck September 15, 2024

Dirty purgundy

The act of one inserting a cone into a pony pussy and the sticking a baby duck in the pony’s pussy and then removing the cone

Oh no! Alex Bennington did a dirty purgundy on that poor pony

by Pony_perc30 September 16, 2024