I Put A Whole Bag of Jelly Beans Up My Ass

i said scuse me mothafucka do you like jellybeans he was like yea but not the black and the green ones. mothafucka who said i had to eat them jellybeans. To make a long fucking story short I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass and it's been 24 hours later and i ain't find none yet

I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass

by imabroomstick September 24, 2025

Ass belly

When a woman's fat belly has cleavage so deep, you can't tell if it's an ass or a belly.

That's girls ass belly is so big you can't tell off she's coming out going.

by Wentyn Sayne July 3, 2025

Turbo Ass

Of very poor quality. Disgustingly terrible.

"That new Lifeline skin is turbo ass."

by FenrisZi November 2, 2023

Ass Pic

a type of photo in which a girl sends her bare ass (or in panties) to a guy who asks

“Zach asks me for ass pics everyday”

by Hsharp August 24, 2023

Illusory ass

A seating position used by people with the lack of an ass to make it appear as though they have one. Involves curving the back forward, while leaving the ass in a normal seated positron.

Even though she really had no ass, the illusory ass position made it look like she did.

by The guy September 13, 2016

pussy ass camper

A phrase used when somebody in an FPS is being a pussy ass bitch and staying inside their little safety building and doing absolutely nothing until a guy comes by just to laser them or more commonly, snipe them.

"Bro this man is a pussy ass camper!"

by Czecho_Slovakia August 19, 2022

ass

a finn, ole, jacob, and/or a big mouthed person

don’t be like finn, he’s such and ass

by wannabe.cutie April 4, 2020