ASSASSINS ‘R’ US

In a secret town in the back alley of a McDonald’s in North Korea (run by Kim jong un with Donald Trump as the sales assistant), it’s a store where you can hire an assassin for one day and get them to kill as many people as you want in only one day.

O. Boy I sure do love my assassin batman I bought at ASSASSINS ‘R’ US.. it was so useful... boy i should go there again shame I’m an American citizen

by Pezunts March 12, 2018

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slightly used tampon

a guy who fucked a girl on her period

i got a slightly used tampon he said

by assssshole January 22, 2018

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Use X to land

When you first start to ride a dragon in Skyrim and these words NEVER leave the screen

Dragonborn! Use X to land!

by Maiden Man November 12, 2016

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among us

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person 1: wanna play among us
person 2: GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD
person 1: whar

by Hypurrelet August 13, 2023

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Second use for a pillow

What, did it not work? Well, that was a tip for guys with small dicks anyways... So that means...

Hym "You walked right into my trap crad! I actively size-specific sex tips and destroy your continuous spell card 'fat-cock self-preservation!' And now, without your continuous spell card to protect your fat-cocked fiancée, I can destroy him on my next turn! FAT-COCK GENOCIDER ATTACK! MAXIMUM RADIANT ERASURE!! Now you see the TRUE second use for a pillow! Exposing fat-cock lovers!"

by Hym Iam April 16, 2024

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